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Liberal Scum Die Die DieCategory: Pets and Hobbies
Tuesday, 22 September 2009
11:30:23 AM (GMT)
I have spent the last three weeks being upgraded. Apparently as far as Robots of
Doom go I was on the verge of being obsolete. "A laughing stock" they said upon
completing their detailed check of all my gadgets and whatnots. "Robots don't laugh"
I replied, but they ignored that.

I am still getting used to all the new gizmo's at my disposal. Apparently I am now
capable of killing 87% more humans in 46% more excruciating pain than ever before and
in more than half the time. I gave it a trial this morning when I gave the postman a
particularly nasty chinese burn. It was fun but on the downside meant he ran away
without delivering the lingerie catalogue I was due.

Luckily for me X-ray vision happened to be part of the upgrade. Things are looking
up!


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