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Monday, 27 July 2009
10:28:51 AM (GMT)
Most of you kupikans know Twilight, therefore you know Stephanie Meyer, better known
as SMeyer, Bimbo, or TheWorstAuthorGracedWithAWritingAward. Before, I agreed with all
of those nicknames, hell, she wrote like she stuffed a shot gun with a well raped
thesaurus, pulled the trigger, and just picked out the scraps from the debris, and
guled them together into a novel. Well, would you believe me if I said she was a
genius? Don't get me wrong, the Twilight "Saga" is still one of the most horrible
pieces of literature I have ever had to read, but honestly, SMeyer is a genius.

The whole series is just like a heap of manipulation. Think about it, the series is
unbelieveably popular, but the writing is so horribly BAD. So why are millions of
young girls screaming, and obsessed with it? Its simple. SMeyer is using your own
desires to fuel your interest in the book. Think about it, subconciously, you aren't
reading "Bella and Edward had a serious make-out session in their brand new car, in
the garage on a fucking gigantic house." You're reading  "InsertYourNameHere and
Edward had a serious make-out session in their brand new car, in the garage on a
fucking gigantic house." People ask SMeyer why she bothered to choose such a Mary-Sue
character. Its because the reader wants a life like hers, being a Mary Sue is just a
by product of her perfect, envy inducing life. A perfect man? Fame? Money? "Love"?
Then later, Looks, and FUCKING Invulnerability. Those who hate the series are those
who already accepted that they most likely AREN'T going to be given a life like that,
nope, sorry, we live in Reality. The HATRZ, as the TWI-HARDS (not all, some have
opened a dictionary in the last decade or so) have already looked past the Mary
Sue-ness of Bella, and the Gary Sue-ness of Edward. They can see all of the plot
holes and character flaws that are hiding behind the "perfection" that is EDWBELLA's

Okay, so what dose this have to do with my original statement of SMeyer is a genius?
Simple. Her writing skills are terrible, her books are un researched, and are riddled
with plot holes. But its unbelievebly popular. She has found a way to basically
enslave the female population, just by ingeniously making Edward so unbelieveably
perfect, and the rest of Bella's life so damned envy-able. If that's not deserving of
genius, then I'm not sure what is.

Don't believe me? Then ask a TwiHard. They aren't drawn to the plot, and they don't
give a shit that Bella has brown hair. They just love Edward. They are obsessed with
him, and all of the other glorious over muscled males in the series. Proof? 

I rest my case.

‹[DAHNANANA..BATMAN!!]› says:   27 July 2009   558844  
You know what, I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT. :O
starchesa says:   27 July 2009   193629  
woooooooah 0_o that's A LOT of eddie-obsessed icons ... and i hate
them all!!!! *bwa ha ha ha!* ok ya, i'm not twi-hard and some of these
icons make no sense, "edward cullen doesn't wear a watch. he DECIDES
what time it is?!?!" - wth? NOOOOOOO SENSE AT ALL! what is he, the
ruler of the universe? (i shake my head disapointedly at all of these
icons xD)
Insaniity says:   27 July 2009   358664  
They are from a TwiHard's profile. And its a spin off of CHUCK NORRIS
Insaniity says:   27 July 2009   977495  
@Katie, Why thank youu(: 
‹TheRulerofNightmares› says:   27 July 2009   678878  
Seesh. The Chuck Norris icons make more sense then half this crap.

I couldn't even get past the first page in Twilight, I got to bored
with it. And All the stuff I know about it now, I'm glad I didn't read
father. T__T

Good points! I agree! Stupid "OMG TWILIGHT ISH MEH LIFE!!!!" stuff....
xXxXxTwilightGalxXxXx says:   27 July 2009   724474  
insaniity i dont think u hav to insult people to make a piont!!!!!
‹[DAHNANANA..BATMAN!!]› says:   27 July 2009   193593  
I don't think any of that would be considerred insulting, Jade.
Insaniity says:   27 July 2009   845571  

@Twilight Who the heck am I insulting? 
xXxXxTwilightGalxXxXx says:   27 July 2009   243552  
u called Stephenie Meyer a bimbo    just because u dont like her
books doesnt mean u gotta call her names !! if ur friend wore a
certain top all the time that u hated would u call her names??
‹SparklePuff_♥› says:   27 July 2009   831355  
Oh you forgot that it teaches young girls that a stalker mentally
abusing boyfriend is okay
Insaniity says:   27 July 2009   383135  
Hmm, oh that was some other person's words. I just wrote it down.
‹SqueeneyTodd› says:   27 July 2009   497893  
I always thought that SMeyer just put crack into the pages. >.>

That pretty much explains the Twatlight hype. I know I'm not going to
get all that "perfection", so I don't worship the very ground on which
Smeyer stands.
‹♥TakeMeToHeavenJesse› says:   27 July 2009   493618  
That was shit.
The end >.>
Absolution says:   28 July 2009   153132  
lol. best diary ever. someone who makes sense for once.
vampiregurl says:   29 July 2009   832748  
actually insanity on one case your right...
but on another ur wrong.
ur right: no one cares tht bella has brown hair its only cared abt b.c
of what edward said
ur wrong: b.c we don't only love the guys but a bunch of twilight
fangirls love alice, esme, rosalie, & renesmee
imjustateen says:   29 July 2009   984254  
Yay!! Someone who speaks the truth :D
ahahaha, watch Twilight fans kill us 
Man, I heard twilight fans actually hurt people who insult Twilight
Kyun_yo says:   30 July 2009   315175  

Bravo. :D It makes sense and brings reason to why sensible
people don't like Twilight. Thank you for bring hard reality to this
ridiculous controversial-on-kupika topic. ^^
Insaniity says:   30 July 2009   957279  
@vamp It is true, many twi-hards to have an affinity to the females
(even Rosalie -barf-) but even you have to admit they take a back seat
when it comes to twilight obsessing. 
@teen I've heard people have been raped because they looked like
Bella. :/
Kyun@ Why fank chu ~8D I'm most likely going to be gunned down by
someone soon though. 
Conspiracy says:   7 August 2009   838594  
Gunn. That's the highschool you're going to. IN CALI.
How dare you move without me? T^T

Zomg, you have like, the best outbursts of genius ever! <333
I give you thumbs up! b^___^d
‹{Viva}♥La♥{Vida}› says :   22 August 2009   825914  
OMGeezles! You might be right!

I mean, don't get me wrong, some Twi-hards are really nice, and they
have other things on their mind besides Twilight, but Stephenie Meyer
maybe IS filling young girl minds with trash.

And someone else made a very good point on YouTube. Children reading
Twilight is horrible, like eight year olds and stuff. After they read
that stuff, they'll go looking for Prince Charming and expect a
Mary-Sue happy ending.

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