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GOD. OMEGLE. YOU NEVER FAIL TO AMUSE ME.Category: (general)
Thursday, 2 July 2009
11:43:07 PM (GMT)
You: MARRY ME?
Stranger: o hai
Stranger: UGH
Stranger: I WOULD
Stranger: BUT
Stranger: WE'VE ONLY KNOWN EACH OTHER 2 MONTHS
Stranger: ITS RUSHING ISNT IT?
You: NO.
You: I KNOW ITS LOVE
You: I CAN FEEL IT
Stranger: IM NOT SURE...
You: IM BEGGING YOU.
Stranger: I...I... I CANT
You: ILL GIVE MY LIFE TO YOU
You: I SWEAR
Stranger: BUT I CANT PROMISE THE SAME TO YOU
Stranger: IM SORRY RICARDO
You: NO.
Stranger: IM NOT SURE I CAN DO THIS
You: DON'T DO THIS TO ME.
You: I CAN'T GO ON WITHOUT YOU.
Stranger: DONT MAKE THIS ANY HARDER THAN IT HAS TO BE
Stranger: PLEASE
Stranger: IM SORRY
Stranger: I JUST CANT
You: JUST SAY YES.
Stranger: NO
You: WE CAN MAKE IT WORK
Stranger: I DONT KNOW
You: WE CAN RUN AWAY.
Stranger: TO WHERE?
You: NO ONE WILL HAVE TO KNOW
Stranger: WE HAVE NO MONEY
You: I DO. I CAN TAKE IT FROM MY PARENTS
You: THEY'RE LOADED.
Stranger: OH THATS MATURE.
You: PLEASE. YOU'RE ALL I HAVE
Stranger: HOW CAN WE MAKE A LIVING OFF OF THAT
Stranger: I WANT TO HAVE A FAMILY
Stranger: SOMEWHERE DOWN THE LINE
You: WE CAN REPRODUCE LIKE RABBITS LATER. MARRY ME NOW.
Stranger: NO I CANT
You: WHY
You: WHY CANT YOU TRY
Stranger: IT DOESNT FEEL RIGHT
You: I'LL MAKE IT FEEL RIGHT
You: GIVE ME A CHANCE
Stranger: IVE ALREADY GIVEN YOU TOO MANY
Stranger: I SAW YOU WITH TERESA
Stranger: WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT
You: I UH..WAIT.
You: TERESA?
You: THAT'S MY SISTER
Stranger: YOU FUCKING FREAK
Stranger: I CANT BELIEVE YOU
You: I NEVER DID ANYTHING
Stranger: THATS SICK
You: I SWEAR.
Stranger: INCEST!
You: I ONLY HAVE EYES FOR YOU, MY LOVE.
Stranger: I CANT DO THIS
You: PLEASE.
You: I WONT CHEAT AGAIN
Stranger: SO YOU ADMIT IT
You: DAMNIT.
You: OKAY. SHE ISN'T MY SISTER, BUT I SWEAR I LOVE YOU.
Stranger: HOW CAN I TRUST THAT
You: I'LL CUT OFF MY OWN..DI...EAR!
Stranger: GO AHEAD AND DO THAT
Stranger: I CANT MARRY YOU
You: I CANT BELIVE THIS. MARTHA, DON'T DO THIS TO ME
Stranger: IM SORRY I FEEL AS THOUGH ITS THE ONLY WAY
You: FINE THEN. I'LL JUST HAVE TO..SHOOT YOU. -TAKES OUT GUN-
Stranger: AGAIN WITH THIS?
Stranger: DO I REALLY HAVE TO GET MY MACHETE AGAIN?
You: YOUR MACHETE IS NO MATCH FOR MY SHOTGUN.
Stranger: YES IT IS
Stranger: SEE
You: -COCKS GUN-
Stranger: *SLICES YOU IN HALF*
Stranger: HAH YOU'RE DEAD
You: NO BITCH. IM A GHOST.
Stranger: SO
You: AND IM GOING TO RAPE YOUR ASS.
Stranger: GHOSTS CANT HOLD STUFF
You: OHSHIT.
You: THEN IM A ZOMBIE.
Stranger: CANT DO THAT EITHER
Stranger: NOO
Stranger: UGH
Stranger: NOT FAIR
Stranger: YOU ALREADY SAID GHOST
Stranger: NOW YOU HAVE TO STICK WITH IT
You: FINE FINE. OKAYOKAY. IM DEAD. YOU HAPPY?
Stranger: YES.
Stranger: YAYY
You: NOW GO SLEEP WITH THAT SONOFABITCH GUS.
You: YEAH. I KNOW ABOUT HIM
Stranger: I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
Stranger: NOTHING HAPPENED BETWEEN US
Stranger: IT WAS JUST A WINE TASTING
You: DON'T PLAY STUPID, MARTHA. ALBERTO TOLD ME ALL ABOUT IT.
You: YOU HAVE A LOVE CHILD
Stranger: I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOU.
You: IF I WAS ALIVE, THIS WOULD BE THE PART WHERE I SLAP YOU.
Stranger: THIS WOULD BE THE PART WHERE I THROW A VASE AT YOU AND RUN INTO THE
KITCHEN
You: See, it just doesn't work when you kill me. YOU ALWAYS HAD A STUPID TEMPER
PROBLEM.
You: Was that in the script?
You: FUCKIT. IM OUT
You have disconnected.

Comments 
‹'lizee; ♥♬› says:   3 July 2009   929219  
LMFAO
WOW
 
‹Funn_size› says :   3 July 2009   495661  
lol thats amazingly funny
 
 
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