Thursday, 2 July 2009
03:58:51 PM (GMT)
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Stranger: Hello, thank you for contacting Fleshlight Customer Service. My name is
Lou, how can I assist you?
You: um...........i needs me a flashlight
Stranger: Okay sir, how many?
You: YOU MEAN MA'AM
Stranger: I'm sorry ma'am
Stranger: How many?
You: 1 please
Stranger: What size?
You: HUGE LIGHTHOUSE SIZE
Stranger: Okay, please see our Amazon(c) store for details.
Stranger: Have a great day, ma'am
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