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Friday, 24 April 2009
02:53:38 AM (GMT)
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all of the alarm clock in Housewares to go off at 10 minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3 in Housewares...NOW"' and see what happens. 5. Go to the service desk and ask to put a bag of M&Ms on lay away. 6. Move the 'Caution, Wet Floor' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they bring some pillows from the bedding dept. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, start crying and ask, "Why can't people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible'. 12. In the auto department, practice your 'Madonna look' using the different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through whisper, "Pick me, pick me." 14. When an announcement comes over the load speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No! No!, It's those voices again!" 15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door, wait a while and then yell loudly, " There's no toilet paper in here." 16. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations. 17. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners. 18. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit. 19. When there are people behind you, walk very slowly, especially thin narrow aisles. 20. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10". 21. Play with the automatic doors. Duh... 22. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment. 23. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive." 24. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!" 25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!" 26. TP as much of the store as possible. 27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles. 28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down. 29. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!" 30. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?" 31. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men. 32. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics. 33. Hold indoor shopping cart races. 34. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags. 35. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?" 36. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store. 37. Two words: "Marco Polo." 38. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc. 39. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics. 40. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word. 41. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out. 42. Pay off lay-aways fifty cents at a time. 43. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
Last edited: 25 April 2009

‹PLUR› says:   24 April 2009   264997  
i might do some of those things next time
x_Identical_x says:   24 April 2009   819381  

Yay. xDDD
lovetoshare112 says:   24 April 2009   316579  
Lol, I'm sooooo doing this! This would've been the best thing for
April Fool's! But it's too late...
‹♥Hope;;The Little Blue Bandaid♥› says:   12 June 2009   816341  
lol, this is soo friggin funny. :D
katali121 says :   12 June 2009   871391  
SO aweSomE


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