Saturday, 31 January 2009
08:15:57 PM (GMT)
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.
1.) Your name?
Jacqueline- Jacqueline is a term for a hot sexy mama with big boobs and nice ass,
good at sports and is very intelligent.
... Oh my god.
2.) Your age?
15-As seen on How I Met Your Mother, used in reference to your cards in a game of
blackjack, but about the bang-ability rating of a girl. In blackjack, a player says
"hit" if he wants another card. Trying not to go over 21, 15 can be a bad hand,
because the blackjack player isn't sure if he wants to hit or not.
"Man, did you see that girl that just walked by, she was fine"
"Ya, I guess. She was a 15"
"'Cus I am not sure if I would hit that or not"
3.) One of your friends?
Taylor- An extreamly Good Looking Girl! Blonde Taylor's are the best. They normally
have really nice figures and beutiful eyes. She will be really outgoing. She likes to
party but not to much.Most taylor's care alot about animals and the enviornment! If
you get the chance to kow a taylor honor that moment..love her..cherish her! She
weill be one of a kind!!!
Dude: look it's Taylor
Dude2:She is Amazing!
TAYLOR IS TEH BESTT 8D
4.) What should you be doing?
Shower- Device that men use to wack off while at thier in-laws house
i masturbate so much in the shower when it rains i get a hard on
5.) Favorite color?
Navy blue- a lovely shade of dark blue
person 1: I really like that black shirt you are wearing.
person 2: dude it's not black...it's navy blue.
Ontario (could have said Canada, but noo 8D)- The largest province in Canada by
population and the the second largest by size. Located west of Quebec, east of
Manitoba, and north of New York State, Michigan, and Minnesota. Ontario is the
economic engine of Canada and home to Canada's largest city, Toronto. Other large
cities include Ottawa (the national capital), Hamilton, London, Kitchener-Waterloo,
Boooooriiing. ONTARIO SUPPORTS EVERYBODY IN CANADA >:I
7.) Month of your birth?
January- Nantional Hangover Month. Because of the recent holadays and masive partying
the general population spends the month hungover
"Crap I have to go back to work. Wait, Its January which means my bose will be hung
8.) Last person you talked to?
Sora- The main character of the greatest game on earth- Kingdom Hearts. However,
compared to Riku, Sora can be very naive at times.
Riku: Sora, truth is, I have always been kinda...jealous of you..
Sora: What for? O.o?
Riku: (OMFG you retard, take a friggin guess...I mean, I get taken over by Ansem,
manipulated by Maleficant, I had to TURN into Ansem just to save your sorry ass,
while you are enjoying your beauty sleep. I NEVER EVEN RESTED AFTER OUR ISLAND GOT
BLOWN UP!! Oh, and to top it off, Kairi loves YOU - NOT ME, you fucktard...can't you
even take a hint?") ... I'm glad to have a friend like you...
Sora: ...same here...
9.) One of your nicknames?
Marie- A French variation of Mary. Also, the name for that irresistibly mysterious
girl whom you see around often, yet know nothing about.
The French call her Marie, but I would call her absolutely divine.
... And if ANY of you start calling me Mary, I WILL FIND YOU, AND BITE YOU