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Monday, 19 January 2009
12:25:01 PM (GMT)
Little Johnny was 7 years old and like other boys his age rather curious. He had
been hearing quite a bit about 'courting' from the older boys, and he wondered what
it was and how it was done. One day he took his question to his mother, who became
rather flustered. 
Instead of explaining things to Johnny, she told him to hide behind the curtains one
night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend. This he did. The following
morning, Johnny described EVERYTHING to his mother. "Sis and her boyfriend sat and
talked for a while, then he started kissing and hugging herI figured 'Sis must be
getting sickbecause her face started looking funny. He must have thought so too,
because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart, just > the way the
doctor would. Except he's not as smart as the docotr because he seemed to have
trouble finding her heart. I guess he was getting sick too, because pretty soon both
of them started panting and getting all out of breath. His other hand must have been
cold because he put it under her skirt. About this time 'Sis got worse and began to
moan and sigh and squirm around and slide down toward the end of the couch. This was
when her fever started. I knew it was a fever, because Sis told him she felt really
hot. Finally, I found out what was making them so sick -- a big eel had gotten inside
his pants somehow. It just jumped out of his pants and stood there, about 10 inches
long, honest, anyway he grabbed it in one hand to keep it from getting away. When Sis
saw it, she got really scared -- her eyes got big, and her mouth fell open, and she
started calling out to God and stuff like that. She said it was the biggest one she's
ever seen; I should tell her about the ones down at the lake by our house! Anyway,
Sis got brave and tried to kill the eel by biting its head off. All of a sudden she
grabbed it with both hands and held it tight while he took a muzzle out of his pocket
and slipped it over the eel's head to keep it from biting again. Sis lay back and
spread her legs so she could get a scissor-lock on it and he helped by lying on top
of the eel. The eel put up a hell of a fight. Sis started groaning and squealing and
her boyfriend almost upset the couch. I guess they wanted to kill the eel by
squashing it between them. Her boyfriend got up, and sure enough, they killed the
eel. I knew because it just hung there, limp, and some of its insides were hanging
out. Sis and her boyfriend were a little tired from the battle, but they went back to
courting anyway. He started hugging and kissing her again. By golly, the eel wasn't
dead! It jumped straight up and started to fight again. I guess eels are like cats --
they have nine lives or something. This time, Sis jumped up and tried to kill it by
sitting on it. After about a 35 minute struggle, they finally killed the eel. I knew
it was dead, because I saw Sis's boyfriend peel its skin off and flush it down the

FKM says:   20 January 2009   942866  
hahaha nice joke
Klyv says :   21 January 2009   985953  
Man that's crazy.
Nguwe ohlanyayo.


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