Saturday, 10 January 2009
11:09:54 AM (GMT)
Rules: Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the
following questions. Post the first definition it gives you.
1.) Your name?
A member of Organization XIII from the popular Kingdom Hearts series. He first
starred in Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories, but more recently seen in Kingdom
Hearts 2. He has long red hair, bright green eyes, and black, tear-like tatoos
underneath his eyes. He wields two Chakram, which can be lit on fire and thrown at
opponents. Many people believe there is a canon relationship between him and Roxas,
another member of Organization XIII.
Commit it to memory.
Got it memorized?
Axel: You can't turn on the organization! You get on their bad side and they'll
Roxas: No one would miss me. (walks away)
Axel: That's not true... I would...
2.) Your age?
The age where an American can:
1. Legally buy pornography
2. Legally buy cigarettes
3. Legally gamble in Indian Casinos
4. Legally be concidered an adult
5. Be tried as an adult in a court of law
6. Be drafted for a war they don't believe in
... but still cannot buy alcohol.
Billy: Wow! I turned 18! I'm going to buy cigarettes and gamble in a shoddy Indian
Joey: Wow! I turned 21! I'm going to buy vodka and gamble in a real casino!
3.) One of your friends?
a hot sexy girl that can get every guy she wants, also the love of most guys life and
a girl that can change you life forever
sexy lexi, hot body and nice ass!
4.) What should you be doing?
Masturbating. 8D -looks up def.-
Self-gratification. The act of "playing" with your genitals, for sexual
excitement/pleasure; usually to orgasm.
Can also be accompanied by watching/reading/listening to arousing material e.g Porn,
No matter what your gender/age/race, people masturbate. Some people do it everyday
and more, some people do it when they don't have a sexual partner (these people are
in the minority).
Female: Either stroking/rubbing, caressing (vigorously or not) the clitoris, or using
long, phallic like objects to insert inside the vagina, and rubbing it back and
Male: Stroking, rubbing, caressing, apparently also 'slapping' the erect penis.
I started masturbating since when 12 (yeah, I'm sure you wanted to know that)
since then I have masturbated at least once a day, I am female.
9.) One of your nicknames?
How ignorant uneducated people say ask. This is an excellent example of ebonics.
I need to ax you a question.
THIS QUIZ GOT ME GOOOOOD. -takes it again-