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first time..lolCategory: humor
Friday, 3 August 2007
06:16:14 PM (GMT)
It's your first time.

As you lie back your muscles tighten.

You put him off for a while searching for an excuse,

but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you.

He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely.

He has had more experience,

but it's the first time his finger has found the right place.

He probes deeply and you shiver;

your body tenses;

but he's gentle like he promised he'd be.

He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him-

he's done this many times before.

His cool smile relaxes you

and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance.

You begin to plead and beg him to hurry,

but he slowly takes his time,

wanting to cause you as little pain as possible.

As he presses closer,

going deeper,

you feel the tissue give way,

pain surges throughout your body

and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues.

He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful.

Your eyes are filled with tears

but you shake your head and nod for him to go on.

He begins going in and out

with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you.

After a few moments,

you feel something bursting within you

and he pulls it out of you,

you lay panting,

glad to have it over.

He looks at you and smiling warmly,

tells you,

with a chuckle,

that you have been his most stubborn

yet most rewarding experience.





You smile and thank your dentist.

After all,

it was your first time to have a tooth pulled.

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What were you THINKING?!





NAUGHTY!!

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U BIG FREAKKK!!!!!



I know what you were thinking! !

Comments 
_mcr_rules says:   3 August 2007   174815  
omg!!!!!! thats so damn funni!!!!
bunniNANGEL says:   3 August 2007   313543  
LMFAO it is funny
ShikaRules says:   3 August 2007   596921  
LOL!!!Funny XD
 
MON3Y_B4B3 says:   3 August 2007   712657  
how is it funny are u guys even readin it??? i guess its funnny ha ha
ha??
featherlightdreamz says:   19 August 2007   587133  
wow...thats funny!!

well done... i diz clapz forz youz!!
XxthetruthhurtsxX sings :   23 May 2008   957252  
Muwahahaah thats wickedly funny lol

 
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