Sunday, 31 December 2006
11:12:42 PM (GMT)
1) Six sick slick slim sycamore saplings
2) Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
3) Betty Botter had some butter,
"But," she said, "this butter's bitter.
If I bake this bitter butter,
it would make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter--
that would make my batter better."
So she bought a bit of butter,
better than her bitter butter,
and she baked it in her batter,
and the batter was not bitter.
So 'twas better Betty Botter
bought a bit of better butter.
4) She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
The shells she sells are surely seashells.
So if she sells shells on the seashore, PLEASE
LOOK AT MY RIDDLES!!!!
I'm sure she sells seashore shells.
5) A Tudor who tooted a flute
tried to tutor two tooters to toot.
Said the two to their tutor,
"Is it harder to toot
or to tutor two tooters to toot?"