Monday, 25 April 2011
11:31:34 PM (GMT)
I hope you have been following my previous diary pages, go read 'em. Now. Now. Now.
I SAID NOW DAMMIT, GET YOUR LAZY ASS TO THOSE OTHER DIARIES AND READ THEM YOU FUCK
Have you read them yet? Yes? Good.
Now continue. Continue.... CONTINUE!!!!!!!
Okay, okay okay okay okay. Okay.
So anyway, today, I was reading the textbook in history to complete a paper on the
scientific revolution, as I was doing this, a spic girl named Maria Fidel Castro(No
seriously, Castro is her last name, just guessing on her middle name) asks me, "Hey
Amzy, are you friends with Nathan?" I tell her, "Fuck no." She is curious by my
answer, so she presses on asking me why, and I replied, "Nathan is a little jewish
bitch." The whole table stopped their work and freaked the fuck out because they
heard me cuss. The teacher heard, and said, "Amzy, don't use foul language in my
classroom." Many of the other school children began to question the teacher on what I
had said, she quoted me, "Nathan is a little jewish bitch." And the spic boy Rolanda
said, "Well, he is." And this is the funny part, the teacher said, "I know he is but
foul language is against school policy." Everyone in the classroom went into a roar
of laughter, except for the little kike himself looking angry.