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Wednesday, 9 June 2010
11:58:22 PM (GMT)
The Letter A

What is your age?  
 - Fifteen.
What annoys you?  
  - My little brother.
Do you have any allergies?  
 - I have allegies... but I don't know to what.

 The Letter B

  Do you know anyone named Billy?  
  - No.
When is your birthday?  
  - March 31, 1995
Who is your best friend(s)?  
 - *blank*

 The Letter C

  What's your favorite candy?  
  - Chocolate.
When was the last time you cried?  
  - Sunday.
Have you been out of the country?  
 - Naye.

 The Letter D

Do you daydream?  
  - Ye
What's your favorite kind of dog?  
  - Right now its a pug...
What day of the week is it?  
 - It's Wednesday.

 The Letter E

How do you like your eggs?  
  - Fat tummy eggs.
Have you ever been in the emergency room?  
  - Yes.
What's the easiest thing ever to do?  
- Sleep?

  The Letter F

Have you ever flown in a plane?  
  - Yep.
Do you use fly swatters?  
  - More like the nearest shoe...
Have you ever used a foghorn?
  - I don't know what that is.

The Letter G

Have you pet a goat?  
  - Yeppers.
Are you a giver or a taker?  
  - Both... Oh yeah.
Do you like gummy candies?  
- Yes.

  The Letter H

How are you?  
  - Its easier just to say alright.
What's your height?  
  - 5 something or other
What color is your hair?  
- Dirty Blonde.... Cause I'm a dirty boy....

  The Letter I

What's your favorite ice cream?  
  - That kind.
Have you ever ice skated?  
  - Naye.
Have you cheated the IRS? 
 - All the time.

  The Letter J

What's your favorite jelly bean?  
  - I don't enjoy jelly beans.
Do you tell jokes?  
  - Yeah.
Do you wear nice jewelry?  
- No, but my dick is bejewled.

  The Letter K

Do you want to kill anybody?  
  - I'm sure I could think of someone.
Do you want to have kids?  
  - Probably when I get older.
Where did you have kindergarten?  
 - I didn't know kindergarten was something you could posess

  The Letter L

 Are you laid back?  
  - Sure.
Do you lie?  
  - Depends on who I'm talking to... 
When is the last time you sent a hand-written letter?  
- Hell if I know.

  The Letter M

 Ever talked in a microphone?  
  - Yeah.
Do you still watch Disney Movies?  
  - Sometimes
Do you like mangos?  
- I like mango flavored gum.

  The Letter N

 Do you have a nickname?  
  - None come to mind.
Whats your favorite number?  
  - 43
Do you prefer night over day?  
- Naye.

  The Letter O

Are you an only child?  
  - 4 hermanos
Do you wish this was over?  
  - No, I want it to last 15 more minutes... But I usually finish early...
What is the closet orange object near you?  
- The letters on the book "Ther Girl With The Dragon Tattoo"... My grandma says its
about a screwed up girl whose dad sexually abused her and now she solve violent sex
crimes.... It fictional.

  The Letter P
What one fear are you most paranoid about?  
  - No.
Do you think you are pretty?  
  - I'm a pretty pretty princess.
Do you play any instruments?  
- Nope.

  The Letter Q

 Are you quick to judge people?  
  - I judge people I see on TV.
Do you have any quirks?  
  - I guess.
What do you keep quiet about?  
- Problems in my life.

  The Letter R

Do you think you're always right?  
  - Most of the time.... Ok, like always....
Do you watch reality TV?  
  - Sure???
What’s a good reason to cry?  
- You just watched a lady be raped and have her unborn fetus ripped out of her
vagina, put in a blender then the mom had to drink it....

  The Letter S

 Are you a social person?  
  - Not really.
what is your favorite season?  
  - No clue.
What states have you lived in?  
- Kansas.

  The Letter T

  What time did you wake up?  
  - Like 1pm
When did you last sleep in a tent?  
  - On a canoe trip with the church.
Do you like tomato's?  
- I like catsup.

  The Letter U

 Do listen to Usher?  
  - Naye.
Describle the underware your wearing?  
  - Santa skulls and candy canes.... That some fuckin hardcore shit
Do you have an umbrella in your car?  
- I don't own a car.

The Letter V

What’s the worst veggie?  
  - I don't know.
Do you like movies with violance?  
  - Sure.
Where do you want to go on vacation?  
- Over the mountains and through the rainbow... Thats slang for sex...

  The Letter W

 Ever been on a waverunner?  
  - Yeah.
Do you wish on stars?  
  - No.
Where do you work?
- I don't have a job.

  The Letter X

  Have you ever had an x-ray?  
  - Yep.
Have you watched the x-games?  
  - Yeah.
Do you own a xylophone?  
 - No.

  The Letter Y

Do you like the color yellow?  
  - No.
What year were you born?:  
What did you do yesterday?  
- Went car shopping with my grandmother

  The Letter Z
Do you believe in the zodiac?  
  - No?
Ever been to the zoo?  
  -  Yeah.
Has your bank account been at zero?
- I had one along time ago that my mom took all but 97 cents out so they sent a check
through the mail for 97 cents....

                           That reminds me.... My mom is gaining weight.....

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