Monday, 21 December 2009
05:00:33 PM (GMT)
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.
1) Your name? Javier
Common name for males of hispanic origin. They say that people caring the name Javier
are often honest and flirty. Nick for this name; Javi.
Random Friend: Oye Javi, lets go and get some bitches!
Javier: Yeah, sure ese.
2) Your age? 19
The Canadian drinking age. 2 years better than 21.
"Heck yes I'll have a drink, because I'm 19" (adding 'eh' to the end of this is, of
HA. In Spain it's 18 :D
3) One of your friends: Alberto
A Flying Hamster. WTF!
dude 1: look! up in the sky, it's a bird.
dude 2: no! it's a plane.
dude 3: nah man, that's just alberto.
dude 1: what's an alberto?
dude 3: alberto is a flying hamster.
dude 2: you mean a hamster with wings?
dude 3: yes.
dude 1: but i didnt know hamsters can fly.
dude 3: that is because you are retarded.
dude 2: are there more of these "alberto"?
dude 3: nope, this is the only one left.
alberto: (flying in circles) squeak, squeak
4) What should you be doing? Studying
An excuse you give your friends when you want to stay home alone and masturbate. Also
known as 'reading' 'cleaning your room' or writing a term paper.
"Want to hang out?"
"No, I'm going to stay home and study."
5) Favorite color? Don't really have a favorite one, may I say green?
yes... it is most definitely referring to the marijuana... and also, upon occasion,
any substance with similar uses. too, properly, of course, it is a golfing term, but
that;s really not very much fun, now is it?
'yo, where da green at?'
6) Birthplace: Mota del Cuervo
It isn't defined yet. A cute girl with a nice t-shirt shows up instead.
So i'll put a line
or two from Wikipedia. Damnit. It only has one.
Mota del Cuervo is a municipality in Cuenca, Castile-La Mancha, Spain. It has a
population of 5,693.