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Urban dictionary surveyCategory: (general)
Monday, 21 December 2009
05:00:33 PM (GMT)
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you. 

1) Your name? Javier
Common name for males of hispanic origin. They say that people caring the name Javier
are often honest and flirty. Nick for this name; Javi.
Random Friend: Oye Javi, lets go and get some bitches!
Javier: Yeah, sure ese.

2) Your age? 19
The Canadian drinking age. 2 years better than 21.
"Heck yes I'll have a drink, because I'm 19" (adding 'eh' to the end of this is, of
course, optional)
HA. In Spain it's 18 :D

3) One of your friends: Alberto
A Flying Hamster. WTF!
dude 1: look! up in the sky, it's a bird.
dude 2: no! it's a plane.
dude 3: nah man, that's just alberto.
dude 1: what's an alberto?
dude 3: alberto is a flying hamster.
dude 2: you mean a hamster with wings?
dude 3: yes.
dude 1: but i didnt know hamsters can fly.
dude 3: that is because you are retarded.
dude 2: are there more of these "alberto"?
dude 3: nope, this is the only one left.
alberto: (flying in circles) squeak, squeak

4) What should you be doing? Studying
An excuse you give your friends when you want to stay home alone and masturbate. Also
known as 'reading' 'cleaning your room' or writing a term paper.
"Want to hang out?"
"No, I'm going to stay home and study."

5) Favorite color? Don't really have a favorite one, may I say green?
yes... it is most definitely referring to the marijuana... and also, upon occasion,
any substance with similar uses. too, properly, of course, it is a golfing term, but
that;s really not very much fun, now is it?
'yo, where da green at?'

6) Birthplace: Mota del Cuervo
It isn't defined yet. A cute girl with a nice t-shirt shows up instead.
So i'll put a line or two from Wikipedia. Damnit. It only has one.
Mota del Cuervo is a municipality in Cuenca, Castile-La Mancha, Spain. It has a
population of 5,693.

‹♥Ice Cream Topped With Honey♥› says:   15 March 2010   300718  
First comment WOOT WOOT 
3) wtf??
‹λαμπερός› says:   15 March 2010   685887  

what's so bad about having a flying hamster as a best friend? :D 
‹♥Ice Cream Topped With Honey♥› says:   15 March 2010   892538  
‹Azathoth, The Blind Idiot God› says:   21 July 2010   962054  
1) Your name? Amzy
The act of performing fellatio; oral sex. This only applies to a
blowjob - a female giving a male head, and is NOT applicable in the
reverse situation. Derived from the english slang Gob - which refers
to the mouth.
My girlfriend gives great gobbies

2) Your age? 12
The age when you are not quite a teen, Yet you are a little to old to
sit at the kiddie table. 

A twelve year old will usually use the insult of "fag" or "bitch"
while playing an online game, Due to a lack of thought to come up with
anything original. see Runescape or Counter Strike. 

This is also the age where most mall goths are born. When approaching
teen years an individual will be looking for an identity. Also they
will develop a sense of rebellion. Thus adopting the mall goth
subculture. Seeing as how it is rather frightening and exotic when one
first examines somone clad in make up and fishnet. But as the 12 year
old gets older hopefully they will realise how silly it is. 

The 12 year old male will usually talk alot of shit. Because he is so
close to his teen years and little pubes are starting to sprout he
feels the need to be a man. Which usually results in the 12 year old
getting his shit ruined. 

The 12 year female will have a tendency to dress more revealing or
slutty due to her body developing. She feels the need to show it off
like the pop stars on TV. This is where most fights with the parents
start in.
Clint: Goddamn, This server is overrun with 12 year olds.(This is such
a messed up definition, I don't even play runescape,and there's no
such thing as a goth anymore.)

3) One of your friends: Angel
-A guardian spirit or guiding influence. -A kind and lovable person.
-One who manifests goodness, purity, and selflessness. -Someone with
such a pure soul, who brightens the earth, and people around them.
Tony Vincent 
An Angels voice, An Angels touch, An angels soul, just a real Angel at
heart, so loving and kind, and beautiful.

4) What should you be doing? cleaning my room
1. Masturbating. 2. The act of organizing one's bedroom.
Ryan: So what did you do yesterday? 
Bill: I cleaned my room a few times. 
Ryan: Hahaha... 
Laura: What's so funny?

5) Favorite color? Crimson
A deep rich purplish red colour.

The cape's crimson.

6) Birthplace: San diego
1. a city located in southern California 
2. "America's finest city" 
3. known for perfect weather all year round and tourist attractions:
Legoland, Sea World, Wild Animal Park, & SD Zoo
San Diego kicks ass.(yes, I LIVE IN THE MOST KICK ASS CITY!)
‹Leslie-living Louder.› says:   12 September 2010   930367  
xD studying.......

So is that what you do instead of go to class? xD
‹λαμπερός› says:   12 September 2010   507625  

Now the question is what do YOU do instead of going to class? 
‹Leslie-living Louder.› says:   12 September 2010   180460  
Pffft I always go to class -looks side to side- 
‹λαμπερός› says:   12 September 2010   231222  
I think you should totally do this survey (: 
‹Leslie-living Louder.› says:   12 September 2010   894223  
I did lol

doesn't make much sense though 
‹λαμπερός› says :   12 September 2010   640209  
Going to check it right now (: 


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