Friday, 11 September 2009
10:42:49 PM (GMT)
can I make a diary about my school too?
uhh. fuck me I forgot. OHYEAH. Art.
so basically, Deja was all 'WHOS DAT.?!?!11!?!?"..1..1%?5/5%?" OH AND SHE WAS WEARING
A SHIRT THAT HAD TOMMY ON IT AND WE ARGUED FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS OVER IF IT WAS DIL
OR TOMMY. FUCKER I WON. Made fun of black people, as usual.
GGGGym nigga. Uh. talked to Noah and Irene and Will and Ian, and some black nigger.
And then Irene got into an argument with the black chick about god.
and this wigger who looked like a jew hid chicken in her bag and ate it during gym.
I'm being serious.
Uhh. listened to mrs.bates talk about shit all day. And I had to sit next to that
by far my favorite class.
I wrote my name as tom riddle, and the teacher thought it was funny. It made me day.
and irene made puking noises throughout class.
Mrs. Delapp was like "well I could talk in third person. Mrs. Delapp was born
septermber 6th. Mrs delapp isn't going to tell you what year, mrs. delapp had chinese
food for dinner last night"
and I was like "mrs. delapp needs to shut the fuck up. and mrs. delapp needs to get
some hair dye."
uhh. irene had a red bannana.
and will was like 'WHAT THE FUCK'
and we were going to write 'master' in front of bates on the table.
the teachers a faggot ass nigger with a jew nose.
AND ME AND IRENE HARASS THIS BLACK KID NAMED CHRIS PERRY.
I CALL HIM PERIWINKLE.
and I got in trouble for drawing. and I didn't know what the fuck we were doing.
and we made jokes about this fat guy in overralls dying of cholesterol.
well our teacher is an anorexic hoe.
I talked to will over these headset things and we pretended like we were
and then when we went to get on the bus all of these faggot ass jew bags were sitting
in the back of our bus, and we were like 'nigga get da fuck out'.
AND OUR BUS DRIVER IS A FUCKING DICK.
shes like 'IF I HEAR YOU TWO AGAIN YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO BE SEPERATED'. referring
to me and Irene.