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Saturday, 2 May 2009
11:23:42 PM (GMT)
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. 

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a

"What?" said the puzzled groom. 

"How can that be if you've been married ten times?" 

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was
going to be. 

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to
function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. 

Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but
he just couldn't get the system up. 

Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know
when he would be able to deliver. 

Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to
research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. 

Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't
sure whether it was his job or not. 

Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to
position it. 

Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it. 

Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it. 

Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now
that I've married you, I'm really excited!" 

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?" 

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"

‹internal blender› says:   3 May 2009   787334  
O.O oh.. my .... GOD!!!! xDDDDDD  holy shit thats FPAOIDHFAPOSDIHF xD
*emails it to everyone!* (first comment woot lol)
Oroborus21 says:   3 May 2009   145656  
eh......hardy har
‹<3 Alison› says:   3 May 2009   551564  
I laughed
Jewelz1892 says:   3 May 2009   838519  
I'm so telling that in Biology...yeah we pretty much just sit around
and tell jokes :D That was a good one.
crazy_pwetty_gurl92 says:   3 May 2009   493628  
can I please use this on my facebook account? thats amazing.
message me if i can.
saralyn247 says:   3 May 2009   798175  
This is hilarious.
‹*Starry*Eyed*Bitch*› says:   4 May 2009   795844  
Funny! Where did you get this joke?
‹Avada Kedavra‚ô•› says:   6 May 2009   237197  
Har Har Har
‹Ican'tbelivethisplacestillexists.› says:   8 July 2010   209396  
I just realised why you don't like this joke xD 
Oroborus21 says:   8 July 2010   248581  
lol actually i dont mind lawyer jokes mostly.. but haha
‹Ican'tbelivethisplacestillexists.› says :   8 July 2010   604558  
Everyone has their moments cx 


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