Sunday, 1 February 2009
08:55:46 PM (GMT)
■ A Man who lived in leeds■
There was a man who lived in leeds;
He filled his garden full of seeds.
And when the seeds began to grow,
It was like a garden full of snow.
But when the snow began to melt,
It was like a ship without a belt.
And when the ship began to sail,
It was like a bird without a tail.
And when the bird began to fly,
It was like a seagull in the sky
And when the sky began to roar,
It was like a lion at my door.
And when the door began to crack,
It was like a penknife in my back.
And when my back began to bleed,
I was dead, dead, dead indeed
■ The Hearse (song)■
Don't you ever laugh as a hearse goes by,
For you may be the next to die.
They wrap you up in a big white sheet
From your head down to your feet.
They put you in a big black box
And they cover you up with dirt and rocks.
All goes well for about a week,
Then your coffin begins to leak.
The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out,
The worms play pinochle on your snout.
They eat your eyes, they eat your nose,
They eat the jelly beetween your toes.
A big green worm with rolling eyes
Crawls in your stomach and out your eyes.
Your stomach turns a slimy green,
And pus pours out like whipping cream.
You put it on a slice of bread,
And that's what you eat when you are dead.
■ The slithery-dee ■
The slithery-dee he came out from the sea,
He ate all the others but didn't eay me.
The slithery-dee he came out of the sea,
He ate all the others but didn't eat - SL-U-RP