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wtf is wrong w/ americaa?? ((taken from
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Category: seriousness.
Thursday, 29 January 2009
07:18:15 PM (GMT)
Ten Reasons Why Gay 
Marriage Is Wrong

01. Being gay is not 
(Real Americans always
reject unnatural things
like eyeglasses, polyester, 
and air conditioning.)

02. Gay marriage will 
encourage people 
to be gay.
(In the same way that 
hanging around tall people 
will make you tall.)

03. Legalizing gay 
will open the door to 
all kinds of 
crazy behavior.(People may 
even wish to marry 
their pets, 
because a dog has legal 
and can sign a marriage 

04. Straight marriage 
has been 
around a long time
 and hasn't 
changed at all.
(Women are still 
blacks still can't 
marry whites, and divorce 
is still illegal.)

05. Straight marriage 
will be 
less meaningful if gay 
marriage were 
allowed.(The sanctity 
of Britney Spears's 
55-hour just-for-fun 
would be destroyed.)

06. Straight marriages 
are valid because 
they produce children.
(Gay couples, infertile 
couples, and old people 
shouldn't be allowed 
to marry because 
our orphanages 
aren't full yet, 
and the world needs 
more children.)

07. Obviously gay 
parents will 
raise gay children, 
since straight 
parents only raise 
straight children.

08. Gay marriage is 
not supported by 
religion. In a theocracy 
like ours, the 
values of one religion 
are imposed 
on the entire country.
(That's why we have 
only one 
religion in America.)

09. Children can 
never succeed 
without a male and a female 
role model at home.
why we as a 
society expressly 
forbid single 
parents to raise children.)

10. Gay marriage 
will change 
the foundation of 
(We could never adapt
to new social 
norms. Just like we 
haven't adapted 
to cars, the 
service-sector economy, 
or longer life spans.)

‹the_glass_castle› says:   29 January 2009   318728  
who the hell would agree with you theres nothin wrong with being gay
its not somthing that can be changed
Oroborus21 says:   29 January 2009   935517  
k to the two posters above....apparently this thing when RIGHT OVER
YOUR HEADS *whoosh!*

in case you failed to see the ironic sarcasm, this thing is actuall in
support of gay marriage...

each "generalization" statement against gays, is followed with a
sarcastic comment that totally erodes the anti-gay statement....

*read for comprehension people*

get it now?

(luv u Kendall)
wolfiewheeee says:   29 January 2009   648921  
O.O crap, I feel bad now, and slightly retarded (not a surprise)
‹⋟❤LOVEtheLIFEyouLIVE❤⋞› writes :   30 January 2009   196343  
love you too eddie [:

andd;; wolfiewheeee: it's ok haha


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