Saturday, 10 January 2009
06:10:38 AM (GMT)
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.
1.) Your name?
a fucking ugly skank , who thinks she has big boobs but shes like 10 and thinks she
cool and scene. and you shouldnt want to be with her kuz shes a bitch ass
' hey you know jessie '
' yeah i hate that mother fucker'
' who doesnt '
' agreed '
(lol, excuse me? that does not apply to me and anyone who says that better say it
to my face so i can punch their guts out)
2.) Your age?
1 louder, innit. The highest number in the world of rock. The ultimate rock n' roll
If you need that extra push over the cliff, turn it to 11!
1. These go to 11
2. 11 is one louder, innit?
3. My computer goes to 11
3.) One of your friends?
1) A name for a vagina.
2) Something to name a girl's vagina when they make fun of you for having a penis
He named her Carrie
4.) What should you be doing?
To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.
GET OUT GRANDMA! I was sleeping.
Those were sleeping noises grandma.
(what?! i thought it meant to go to dream land for the night)
5.) Favorite color?
The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between green and indigo, evoked
in a human observer by radiant energy with wavelengths of approximately 420 to 490
The sky is blue.
a pimple on god's ass
corpus christi sucks ass
(no you f***ers!!!!! corpus is awesome!!!!)
7.) Month of your birth?
A month when mostly the hottest girls are born
That girls so hot she must be born in July
8.) Last person you talked to?
An amazing name. People with this name usually kick ass at everything they do.
Lily is so kick ass. Id tap that
9.) One of your nicknames?
A special human created by God so that pedophiles would have something legal to play
"Wanna cookie, little midget?"
I'm serious some of this stuff is gross!
Last edited: 10 January 2009