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The Most Hilarious Survey Evar XDCategory: Quizzz
Tuesday, 6 January 2009
03:32:43 AM (GMT)
The ones in bold apply to me.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (oh dear XD)

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. (Ahahaha XD)

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. (well, I do sometimes) >_>

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. (whoo!)

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. (awww yeah :D)

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. (XD!)


I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. (I DO. GET UR MONEYZ)

I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a drunk son of a bitch.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. (a convenient store? XD)

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
(*snort* Bahahaha XD)

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. (Psh, I wish)

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. (I TOTALLY AM)

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. (On the thighs of a
virgin. Ohhh yeahhh :D)

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must be a gangster.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!.

I'm GORGEOUS, so I MUST not be a virgin. (Well of COURSE >_>

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (more of these are true
than false XD)

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. (duh!)

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay. (see prior point

I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. (YEAH)

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll. (XD!! So true!)

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. (so many fags and dykes in my life
XD And I'm the cause of a fair few :D)


I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. (what?! XD)

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. (methinks a stoner wrote
this survey :P)

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. (Just ask anyone >_> )

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. (*punches an old woman in the face*

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot. (They totally are :D But wait,
guys are bi too yanno, surveymaker >_>

I'm ASIAN so I MUST have a small penis. .

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be SEXY. (AW YEAH!)

I listen to MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE, so I MUST be a scene kid.

I play SOCCER so I must be a WIMP.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be covered up at all times.

I'm in ORCHESTRA/BAND, so I must be a geek.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA. (Bahahahaha XD!)

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm DEPRESSED so I MUST be emo and cut myself.

I POP MY COLLAR so I MUST be stuck up and Bitchy .

I SPEAK MY MIND so I MUST be stuck up and hate everyone. (:D)
Last edited: 6 January 2009

‹KirstyKILLJOY› says:   6 January 2009   914938  
I'm jewish, so I must be greedy
You got me :'(
saralyn247 says :   6 January 2009   775124  
I love how almost all of these are true for you. xD

My friends not only call me anorexic for being thin, they yell at me
too. :P

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