Tuesday, 6 January 2009
08:32:43 AM (GMT)
The ones in bold apply to me.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (oh dear XD)
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. (Ahahaha XD)
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. (well, I do sometimes) >_>
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. (whoo!)
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. (awww yeah :D)
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. (XD!)
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. (I DO. GET UR MONEYZ)
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a drunk son of a bitch.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. (a convenient store? XD)
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
(*snort* Bahahaha XD)
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. (Psh, I wish)
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. (I TOTALLY AM)
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. (On the thighs of a
virgin. Ohhh yeahhh :D)
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must be a gangster.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!.
I'm GORGEOUS, so I MUST not be a virgin. (Well of COURSE >_>
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (more of these are true
than false XD)
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. (duh!)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay. (see prior point
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. (YEAH)
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll. (XD!! So true!)
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. (so many fags and dykes in my life
XD And I'm the cause of a fair few :D)
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. (what?! XD)
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. (methinks a stoner wrote
this survey :P)
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. (Just ask anyone >_> )
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. (*punches an old woman in the face*
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot. (They totally are :D But wait,
guys are bi too yanno, surveymaker >_>
I'm ASIAN so I MUST have a small penis. .
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be SEXY. (AW YEAH!)
I listen to MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE, so I MUST be a scene kid.
I play SOCCER so I must be a WIMP.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be covered up at all times.
I'm in ORCHESTRA/BAND, so I must be a geek.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA. (Bahahahaha XD!)
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm DEPRESSED so I MUST be emo and cut myself.
I POP MY COLLAR so I MUST be stuck up and Bitchy .
I SPEAK MY MIND so I MUST be stuck up and hate everyone. (:D)
Last edited: 6 January 2009