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yo mama jokesCategory: jokes
Thursday, 19 June 2008
01:02:39 PM (GMT)
Yo Mama's So Stupid...


Yo mama's so stupid, she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because
it said "concentrate". 
Yo mama's so stupid, she has 1 toe & bought a pair of flip flops 
Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to makeup
her mind. 
Yo mama's so stupid, she asked me what yield meant. I said "Slow down" and she said
"What... does.... yield... mean?" 
Yo mama's so stupid, she put a phone up her butt and thought she was making a booty
call. 
Yo mama's so stupid, she put on her glasses to watch 20/20. 
Yo mama's so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was behind it. 
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Grape Nuts was an STD. 
Yo mama's so stupid, she climbed a chain link fence to see what was on the other
side. 
Yo mama's so stupid, she failed a survey. 
Yo mama's so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go. 
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to commit suicide by jumping off a building, but she
got lost on the way down. . 
Yo mama's so stupid, she told me to meet her at the corner of "Walk" and "Don't
Walk." 
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought brownie points were coupons for a bake sale. 
Yo mama's so stupid, when the computer said "Press any key to continue", she couldn't
find the 'Any' key.  
Yo mama's so stupid, I saw her jumping up and down, asked what she was doing, and she
said she drank a bottle of medicine and forgot to shake it. 
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Comments 
badboy22 says:   19 June 2008   927131  
Haaa!!!!!!!!LMAO
lol
 
icesk8er4ever says:   19 June 2008   612936  
 
badboy22 says:   2 July 2008   668655  
Yo mama so fat she sat next to everyone in class
 
Klyv says :   5 July 2008   428859  
lol!!!!!!!!
 

 
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