Friday, 6 June 2008
01:58:02 PM (GMT)
kay well there were three girls on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a redhead.
they decided they would have to swim to get back to land.
so the brunette went first, she got a quater of the way there and drowned
then the redhead went, she got half way and then drowned.
lastly it was the blondes turn, she swum half way there, but then she got tired and
decided to swim backk
OH nd i have another.
there was a blonde who decided to dye her hair brown and prove that all blondes arent
dumb, so she dyed her hair and went to a farm,
she said to the farmer if i count all your sheep can i keep one ?
and the farmer said "sure"
so the blonde came back and said "theres 64 sheep"
and the farmer says "thats right!, pick your sheep"
so she goes and takes her pick. then the farmer says "if i guess your natural hair
colour will you give it back?"
so the blonde says "yeah, sure"
then the farmer goess, "blonde, now give me back my dog"
(im naturally blonde but blonde jokes are masss funny hehe)