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My Pimping Storeh.Category: (general)
Saturday, 10 May 2008
05:10:22 AM (GMT)
Yeah.
So once there was this elephant named Elephuckabitchup.(Ele-phuck-a-bitch-up,in case
you're dumb)
And guess what?
He phucked bitches up.
His best friend was a cow,and his name was Mr.Grillz.
And guess what?
He had grillz.All over his utters.
So one day Elephuckabitchup was ballin' down the road in his rainbow
pimp-mobile,going to Skilletville.
He was going to see Mr.Grillz to get some grillz.(Le duh)
Mr.Grillz was just chillin' in his crib,with his unicorn girlfriend ShalalaPantz.
And she was all "YO PEEEEMP,GET YO MOFO'IN ASS OVA HURR WE GONNA GET WASTED"
But what she didn't know,was that Elephuckabitchup was against alcohol.
So she kept talking about it,and he kept getting more annoyed,until he just ate her
up.
Yep.
Gobbled her up,just like that.
Mr.Grillz was all "d00d,you are NAWT getting any grillz nao,sir."
And Elephuckabitch started crying,cause he needed his grillz to be a pimp.
Otherwise he wasn't going to carry around hookers in his pimp-mobile.
So he threw ShalalaPantz back up,and she gave him some alcohol,and he pretended to
like it.
Afterwards,Mr.Grillz gave Elephuckabitch some purple grillz and he was all like "YO
NAO I LOOK LIKE BARNEY THEE DINOSAWR."
And they all lived happily ever after,in Skilletville.

Comments 
‹HANNER› says:   10 May 2008   851935  
Next Creative Writing class, Hand that in, get an A.
 
xExotic says:   10 May 2008   871977  
You are the best writer I have ever met *^*
 
NinjaDino says:   10 May 2008   997736  
I know. x]]
 
brainwashed says:   10 May 2008   754341  
Zomg.
Tis amazing
-cries-
 
NinjaDino says:   10 May 2008   621893  
I know.
It's the best story I've ever written.
 
AerithLight says:   26 May 2008   466433  
LOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOL. ROFFFLLLLL.
You're raiight. Tis is pimpinn. 8D
My gawwdd, Court. This is the best "storeh" I've ever read man. 
You'll get millions for this thang.

Barney....            LMFAO.
 
NinjaDino says :   26 May 2008   369832  
:] Yey.
I know fo sho.
 
 
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