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HALARIOUS JOKECategory: jokes
Sunday, 27 January 2008
01:28:06 PM (GMT)
Cowboy Whisperer
Cowboy: “That your dog?”

Indian: “Yep.”

Cowboy: “Mind if I speak to him?”

Indian: “Dog no talk.”

Cowboy: “Hey dog, how’s it going?”

Dog: “Doin’ all right.”

Indian: (Look of shock!)

Cowboy: “Is this Indian your owner?” (Pointing at the Indian)

Dog: “Yep.”

Cowboy: “How’s he treating you?”

Dog: “Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the
lake once a week to play.”

Indian: (Look of total disbelief)

Cowboy: “Mind if I talk to your horse?”

Indian: “Horse no talk.”

Cowboy: “Hey horse, how’s it going?”

Horse: “Cool.”

Indian: (Extreme look of shock!)

Cowboy: “Is this your owner?” (Pointing to the Indian)

Horse: “Yep.”

Cowboy: “How’s he treating you?”

Horse: “Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me, brushes me down often and
keeps me in a lean-to to protect me from the weather.”

Indian: (Look of total amazement)

Cowboy: “Mind if I talk to your sheep?”

Indian: “Sheep lie!!!”

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