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Friday, 7 December 2007
04:39:41 AM (GMT)
Do you realize how HELLISH it is to go to a Christian Academy?I was supposedly
enrolled as a "present" from my Christian grandmother,and it is a "curse" to my
Atheist mother.It's hardly Christian at all.We see children making out and cussing
each other out.(It's kind of funny,actually) The garden is bigger than the actual
football feild,because our academics come before our sports teams.How is gradening an
academic of ANY kind?Anyway,my school is the subject of way too many fights between
Grams and Ma.

That's not even the worst part.Noo..her name would be Miss.Delporto,the campus
counselor.She's a stuck up bitch who acts way too sluttish,and tries to pick up
random guys during after/before school hours.She even tried to flirt with me,which is
incred-e-bleh creepy.Well anyway,my mother sent me there because of my being
Bisexual.She wanted me to "talk my feelings out with an educated professional".In
other words,"Talk your feelings out to an uneducated slut.Maybe that'll make you
straight." our conversation started out with an average hello and she asked me if I
was happy to be out of Algebra.Of course I was,but I kept silent,and gave her
something of a glare.

Miss.Slut:"Well you know why we're here?"

Me:"To trash talk about my orientation?"

Miss.Slut:"No.To talk about the underlying meaning of your...decision.."

Me:"Underlying meaning?"

Miss.Slut:"Yes..maybe somewhere in your subconscious...your mind is making you...be
bisexual.."

Me:"Like?"

Miss.S:"Like...you're insecure with girls?So you turn to guys.."

Me:"If what you say is true,Miss.D,then you turn to dressing sluttish to hide the
fact that you are insecure about your age?"

Silence.

Me:"And the age in question is no less than forty and no more than fifty,am I
correct?"

More silence.

Me:"Mid-life crises do NOT look good on ladies,Miss.D"

Miss.S:"Mr.Elliot...that is no way to talk to an authority figure.But since I'm a
nice lady,you're off the hook this time.Just leave!"

Me:"Glad to,Miss.D.I'm happy we had this productive talk!"

Then I left.Now that I look back it was kind of..funny xDD I wasn't laughing at the
time,though.I was majorly pissed off.At least I outsmarted her..wasn't too hard..she
WAS a blonde.She wasn't even pretty...she could turn a straight guy gay..and she was
flat chested.(Kind of) Ahem..not that I cared..or was looking..or anything.
Last edited: 7 December 2007

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Dans_Babii_Gurl says:   7 December 2007   532747  
lol, GO YOU!!!
Eccentric_ says:   7 December 2007   329236  
Hells yeah xDD GO ME!
Dans_Babii_Gurl says:   7 December 2007   567615  
oh and another thing..... she must've been a slut since she didnt say
anything back to you... again... GO YOU!!! and there is nothing wrong
with being bi.... im bi myself
Camilleh says:   7 December 2007   566496  
._.
A therapist?
I just got one of those shitty-cakes.
It's not going to be fun.
I get told the way I dress isn't right. 
D<
Eccentric_ says:   7 December 2007   338454  
Go me,again xDD 
I hate people who judge according to orientation.
Eccentric_ says:   7 December 2007   348426  
A "counselor" xDD A therapist would have been better D:
Camilleh says:   7 December 2007   838434  
Sameee. 
Yay for bi, straight, gay, & les people! :]
Camilleh says:   7 December 2007   126584  
Well anyways, I STAB her.
STABBA STABBA.
Like whoah.
This might be popular o_o
love_swimming_girl says:   7 December 2007   665789  
sont worry i go to a cristian school and yea we hve couples...yea
everyone cuzzes cept me cuz i nvr got a habit of it.... yea the
acedemics more inportant..... we dont even hve a track feild! we hve
to run around the school and tht's hard considering it's gated
everywhere i mean i can get lost just by runnig naround the side of
the campus...... our team(any) suxs cuz we only get like 1 month
practice while everyone else had at least 4........ and our counsler
is a guy and only kids who tlak back gets sent there and i'm depressed
and yep he doesnt notice ....... we the sudents can humiliate
teachers...... and our counsler is an (i'm guessing) 35-45 yea rold
man who tries to hang with us middle schoolers......
Eccentric_ says:   7 December 2007   424871  
Cam:It might be D: Whoaaa

Love:Long comment
love_swimming_girl says:   7 December 2007   321887  
huh?0.o -lost-
Eccentric_ says:   7 December 2007   145636  
I didn't read it all,sorry x] Just the first part.Lol
Dans_Babii_Gurl says:   7 December 2007   364824  
YAY!!! wow.... im tooo hyper and love.... that was way to confusing
for me to even understand... sorry
Eccentric_ says:   7 December 2007   273342  
Lol.It was,wasn't it Dans_Babii_Gurl?
Dans_Babii_Gurl says:   7 December 2007   599294  
yes.... very....
Dans_Babii_Gurl says:   7 December 2007   789292  
Party Time Yet??
‹medusaaaa🍪› says:   7 December 2007   949777  
-looks down(ish flat chested-

Bwahaha~ Yew tell that slutty teacher thing >=3

Be le Ninja

GREAT JOB KATII YOU MADE MEH HYPER!

Buts yew burned her badddd

BE LE BURNN xD
 
Dans_Babii_Gurl says:   7 December 2007   231337  
LOL, thank you Bekah... but it was Eccentric that made me want to say
all that.....
‹medusaaaa🍪› says:   7 December 2007   672315  
:O

NO WAYSSS

Lets go to Wal-mart =]

OHHSSS Your SOOO welcome >=?
 
Camilleh says:   7 December 2007   544821  
omg yes its going to be popular fer sureee o:
But I will stop spamming now :]
-dashes off-
‹medusaaaa🍪› says:   7 December 2007   887348  
-shady eyes-

KAtii!

I've got the Chocolate....YUSH
 
Dans_Babii_Gurl says:   7 December 2007   423121  
lol... PARTY!!!! now we just need Eccentric to come back....
‹medusaaaa🍪› says:   7 December 2007   766356  
Roflll


YUSH
 
Dans_Babii_Gurl says:   7 December 2007   837627  
he's kinda.... hott... you know.....
‹medusaaaa🍪› says:   7 December 2007   215588  
Kinda?

try very

OH DUN TELL ALEX xD
 
Dans_Babii_Gurl says:   7 December 2007   237889  
I wont... its our secret.....
Eccentric_ says:   7 December 2007   921753  
..Who's "hott"?
Dans_Babii_Gurl says:   7 December 2007   991321  
...... no one.....
Eccentric_ says:   7 December 2007   894182  
..Yes,someone..WHO?
Dans_Babii_Gurl says:   7 December 2007   468251  
....... *runs and hides* no one.....
Eccentric_ says:   7 December 2007   748865  
YES SOMEONE!NOW TELL ME D:
Dans_Babii_Gurl says:   7 December 2007   848916  
...... you.......
‹medusaaaa🍪› says:   7 December 2007   656565  
:O

WE THINK YEWR HOT -runs away from Katii-
 
Eccentric_ says:   7 December 2007   526222  
..Thankyou..
Dans_Babii_Gurl says:   7 December 2007   641333  
*stares* Bekah!!!! no leave without me *runs after her*
‹medusaaaa🍪› says:   7 December 2007   593749  
:OOO Yewr welcome :D

OH MEH GOSH I ISH COLD!
 
Eccentric_ says:   7 December 2007   616656  
I hear that alot xDD And I am too D:
Dans_Babii_Gurl says:   7 December 2007   413142  
i didnt say it.... bekah did
‹medusaaaa🍪› says:   7 December 2007   383299  
I sure did :D

I dun like being cold

Tis so..not warm
 
Eccentric_ says:   7 December 2007   335663  
It's raining.The sky is crying D:
Dans_Babii_Gurl says:   7 December 2007   571126  
*pushes bekah into eccentric and runs* bye bye
‹medusaaaa🍪› says:   7 December 2007   591726  
:O KATII ALEX WILL BE LIKE :OOOO

I likeit when the sky crys :D feels gooddd
 
‹jazmineeeee :D› says:   7 December 2007   819615  
I think Elli ish too! >w< I said I would rape him :D
 
‹medusaaaa🍪› says:   7 December 2007   371246  
:D JAzzy xD
 
Dans_Babii_Gurl says:   7 December 2007   845427  
shhhh... im not here.... oooo oooo oooo
friends tell friends they love eachother, good friends rape eachother
in the hall!!
Hell Ya!!!!
‹medusaaaa🍪› says:   7 December 2007   898649  
:O

Thats to Public

I prefer the bathroom xD
 
‹jazmineeeee :D› says:   7 December 2007   934956  
lol me too :D
 
Dans_Babii_Gurl says:   7 December 2007   641315  
i would any where.... im the crazy type of person
i've done it in public before... and its fun
‹medusaaaa🍪› says:   7 December 2007   572678  
EW KATII!

Dont yew feel a breeze xD
 
Dans_Babii_Gurl says:   7 December 2007   916998  
nope..... lol... guys like girls who are spontaneuos like that.....
that means a girl (like me) is willing to do anything with that
guy....
‹medusaaaa🍪› says:   7 December 2007   568572  
mehhhh okkkk
 
ToxicDuck says:   7 December 2007   845592  
Miss Slut? xDDD
 Egg her house. >:D
No wait, BURN IT.
Lilrockin2 says:   7 December 2007   585955  
yea burn it!!! >:D
thats not fair, picking on u cause ur bisexual.
thats like bullying. Lilrockin2 HATES bullying!!!!
LittleEccentric_Me says:   7 December 2007   798363  
Nice One!
That woman must be a total slut.
No worries...Its okay to be bi
i'm lovin' it! lol
meeboo says:   7 December 2007   293379  
WOOOOOO! GO U!
Dans_Babii_Gurl says:   8 December 2007   878223  
hey... no fair... thats my saying to him....
KaitiXThriller says:   8 December 2007   782399  
Lmao.
Was That Like A Teacher 
Or Something?
‹NeverShoutAmy™› says:   8 December 2007   232727  
Whoah!
My Hero. <3

I Woulda Jus Called Her A Slut,Flipped Her Off,And Walk Out Of The
Room.

But Outsmarting Her Is Kool Too. >_>

.........Wait A Minute....Whats Wrong With Being Blonde?
............I-Im Blonde.
[[Grrr Blondes Are Not All Dumb Whores!]]

Srry...JK.
 
Fluffygal says:   8 December 2007   592892  
O.O
That person's gone nuts.
BTW Go Bis! XD

I'm not one, but my sis is! XD
‹MusicDefinesLove› says:   9 December 2007   364243  
Oh yeah! You got her good. :3
 
‹fefexfatality› says:   29 December 2007   894961  
teehee

GO ELLIOT!
 
misumi229 says :   30 August 2009   832928  
lol lol lol
 

 
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