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Thursday, 15 November 2007
11:56:25 PM (GMT)
"I'M GOING FISHING" Means: "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand
by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety." 

"IT'S A GUY THING" Means: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it,
and you have no chance at all of making it logical." 

"CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?" Means: "Why isn't dinner already on the table?" 

"UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR..." Means: Absolutely nothing. It's a
conditioned response. 

"IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN" Means: "I have no idea how it works." 

"I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. IT'S JUST THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MY MIND." Means: "I was
wondering if that redhead over there is wearing a bra." 

"TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU ARE WORKING TOO HARD." Means: "I can't hear the game over
the vacuum cleaner." 

"THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR." Means: "Are you still talking?" 

"YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS." Means: "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the
address of the first girl I ever kissed, and the vehicle identification numbers of
every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday." 

"I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND GOT YOU THESE ROSES." Means: "The girl selling
them on the corner was a real babe." 

"OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF, IT'S NO BIG DEAL." Means: "I have actually
severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit that I am hurt." 

"HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING." Means: "And I sure hope I think of
some pretty good reasons soon." 

"I CAN'T FIND IT." Means: "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm
completely clueless." 

"WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?" Means: "What did you catch me at?" 

"I HEARD YOU." Means: "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping
desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next 3 days
yelling at me." 

"YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE" Means: "I am used to the way you yell at
me, and realize it could be worse." 

"YOU LOOK TERRIFIC." Means: ""Please don't try on one more outfit, I'm starving." 

"I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE." Means: "No one will ever see us alive
again."

Comments 
kiwily says:   16 November 2007   983999  
XD yep. that's what it usually means. Altough when my mom loses
something, my dad usually just looks under all my homework and finds
it.
kattany2 says:   16 November 2007   315231  
lol wow iv never seen anything more accurate
‹♪<♪<♪<♪Nimrod♪>♪>♪>♪› says :   16 November 2007   628866  
lol...so totally true!
 

 
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