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"rock, paper, scissors"Category: random
Thursday, 19 April 2007
09:32:45 AM (GMT)
*Random but funny*

when I play
"rock, paper, scissors"
I always choose rock
then, when someone
claims that they've
beaten me with paper
I punch them in the face
with my already clenched 
fist and say something like....
"oh shit, im sorry i thought
paper would protect you"
okay I understand that 
scissor can beat paper and
I get how rock beats scissor
but theres no way paper can
beat rock!
paper is supposed to magically
"wrap around" leaving rock
it immobile?
then, why the hell can't paper do
this to scissors?
in fact, screw scissors!
why can't paper do this
to people?
why aren't sheets of collage-ruled
notebook papers constantly
suffocating students as they
take notes in class?
i'll tell you why!
its because paper can't beat
a rock would tear that shit up
in just about 2 seconds
Last edited: 23 April 2007

Dragonfly01 says:   19 April 2007   751736  
r u mad?
emogirl1234567890 says:   19 April 2007   766481  
srry but tht was really random
kennchris says:   19 April 2007   378937  
im not mad lol
Oroborus21 says:   23 April 2007   377658  
actually this little bit here was quite ingeniously humorous...its
too bad your peers don't get it 
kennchris says:   23 April 2007   866999  
saph says:   23 April 2007   823978  
haha hmm sensing a bit of tension with the world...

you think very passionately about paper..lol..

funny funny
‹shii-chan♥› says:   23 April 2007   369971  
*goes into sarcastic mode* Yea.. sure..  watever..

*snaps outta it* I think you hate paper....
‹EvaHEROIN› says:   26 April 2007   873358  
*laughs* haha i actually lol'd when i read this! good one! : D
kennchris says:   26 April 2007   461493  
‹EvaHEROIN› says:   28 April 2007   321755  
but do you hate paper or something? i mean...I can understand....I
mean, how the hell does paper beat rock???
kennchris says:   28 April 2007   859481  
thats the problem lol, so like paper is magically wrapped around the
rock and then paper beat it? and i dont hate papers lol this is just a
sierra_hitomi_helena_lamariposa says:   29 April 2007   565486  
lol wow u r funny!
Lena writes:   6 May 2007   193648  
okay, this must be old by now, but i just want to say...
i swear most of the ppl on kupika have to be about half the age that
thier profile says they are. pleasepleasepleaseplease people. look up:
creative irony, randomness and weed induced typing. this post could be
caused by any. btw, scissors could totally kick rock's ass if it went
into uber geek mode and summoned the hidden nerd strength that happens
whenever the bullies gang up on them in the end of a bad teen movie. 

death to anyone who uses lol. lozers.
kennchris says:   7 May 2007   838271  
okay? what do u mean again?
kennchris says:   7 May 2007   817697  
this is just a joke though
xobasketballallyxox says:   13 May 2007   612935  
*laughs* nice joke!! : D
angela says :   18 May 2007   481894  
u definitely are mad sorry to say


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