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HILARIOUS JOKE! GOTTA READ IT! BEST I EVER HEARD!Category: HILARIOUS JOKE!
Saturday, 27 January 2007
08:31:43 PM (GMT)
DADDY'S GONNA EAT YOUR FINGERS...

 I was packing for my business trip and my three-year-old
daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point
she said, "Daddy, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers.

 Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny
fingers in my mouth and said, "Daddy's gonna eat your fingers,"
pretending to eat them.


 I went back to packing, looked up again and my daughter was
standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her
face.

 I said, "What's wrong, honey?"

 She replied, "What happened to my booger?"

Comments 
FaerieClubKim says:   27 January 2007   617272  
now it's funny!
Kim_2_u says:   27 January 2007   256781  
eww thats just gross
CheerLeader19B says:   27 January 2007   623125  
That's not funny, its disgusting!
floridagirl101 says:   27 January 2007   475432  
that is so funny i loved it :]
halohabo says:   27 January 2007   732892  
got another.  so this guy goes into a bar and says "quick give me 20
of ur best shots." so the bartender does, and watches him guzzle them
down. he says "wow. u sure drink a lot." and the guy says "u wud too
if u had wat i had." the bartender asks "what do you have?' guy
replies, "50 cents."
Tomboy400 says:   3 February 2007   746128  
you people who think its gross are to damn up tight
Lil_Miss_Tink says:   23 February 2007   496426  
Did U get that off of MY diary?
halohabo says:   11 March 2007   563432  
yeh. i luved it so i had 2 show the world. i also luved ur other
jokes.
emmafart says:   12 March 2007   397189  
that wuz funny! people who dont think its funny r idiots.
‹♥Stevie;;HereSheGoesAGAIN♥› says:   12 March 2007   145593  
thats hilaroius
 
halohabo says :   25 May 2007   474819  
 ty

 
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