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Saturday, 27 January 2007
03:00:09 AM (GMT)
Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!

Yo mama aint so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back!

Yo mama lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray.

It took yo mama 10 tries to get her drivers license, she couldnt get used to the
front seat!

Yo mama so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.

Yo mama so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on.

Yo mama arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear.

Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.

Yo mama teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.

Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.

Yo mama hair so short she curls it with rice.

Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!

Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco!

Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her

Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!

Yo mama teeth are so yellow she spits butter!

Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!

Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!

Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair
Jordan.

Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future. 

Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts. 

Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar. 

Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow. 

Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died. 

Yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies! 

Yo mama house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside. 

Yo mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind. 

Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat! 

Yo mama nose so big that her neck broke from the weight! 

Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn't help! 

Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind 

Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed. 

Yo mama so flat she's jealous of the wall! 

Yo mama so greasy, you could fry a chicken dinner for 12 on her forehead

Yo mama so greasy, she sweats butter and syrup and has a full time job at Denny's
wiping pancakes across her forehead.

Yo mama so greasy, she squeezes Crisco from her hair to bake cookies. 

Yo mama so greasy, when she slid into second she ended in Detroit. 

Yo mama so hairy, if she could fly she'd look like a magic carpet.

Yo mama so hairy, she looks like Bigfoot in a tank top.

Yo mama so hairy, when she goes to the circus the bearded lady protests against
non-union workers.

Yo mama so hairy, when she went to Remington and said "Shave this!" the salesman died
laughing.

Yo mama so hairy, when I took her to a pet store they locked her in a cage.

Yo mama so hairy, she shaves with a weedwacker.  

Yo mama so hairy, she has dreadlocks on her back.  

Yo mama so hairy, she got a trim and lost 10 pounds 

Yo mama so hairy, if I shaved her legs, I could supply wigs for the entire Hair Club
for Men. 

Yo mama so hairy, she shaved and disappeared.

Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote! 

Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon. 

Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.

Yo mama so stank, the only dis I want to give her is a disinfectant. 

Yo mama so stank, when you were being delivered, the doctor was wearing the oxygen
mask.

Yo mama so stank, a blind man walking by her asked "How much for the shrimp platter?"


Yo mama so stank, next to her a skunk smells sweet.
Last edited: 13 May 2007

Comments 
‹~DaH Cut3sT & Yuu Kno It~› says:   27 January 2007   756567  
that is so funny
Kim_2_u says:   27 January 2007   347733  
i love yo momma jokes...if they arnt disgusting
‹Lora Patsy Poodle› says:   27 January 2007   781923  
yo mama so stupid she had you!!!!
jk
muahahahahaha sorry i say that alot at school ^_^
 
Iesha210 says:   28 January 2007   979414  
Kim_2_u when I was searching for Yo mama jokes there were alot of
gross ones so I took them out. Cuz i don't want any hate mail lol jk I
just know it's disgusting.
Iesha210 says:   28 January 2007   817542  
JimPi LOL that's funny LOL LOL
floridagirl101 says:   28 January 2007   539826  
i liked them
furuba says:   16 February 2007   979579  
those are funny! did u make up those?
Iesha210 says :   17 February 2007   468266  
No I got that off of google!

 
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