Saturday, 27 January 2007
03:00:09 AM (GMT)
Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!
Yo mama aint so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back!
Yo mama lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray.
It took yo mama 10 tries to get her drivers license, she couldnt get used to the
Yo mama so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.
Yo mama so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on.
Yo mama arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear.
Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
Yo mama teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.
Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.
Yo mama hair so short she curls it with rice.
Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!
Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco!
Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!
Yo mama teeth are so yellow she spits butter!
Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!
Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!
Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair
Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts.
Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.
Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.
Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.
Yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies!
Yo mama house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.
Yo mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind.
Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat!
Yo mama nose so big that her neck broke from the weight!
Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn't help!
Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind
Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.
Yo mama so flat she's jealous of the wall!
Yo mama so greasy, you could fry a chicken dinner for 12 on her forehead
Yo mama so greasy, she sweats butter and syrup and has a full time job at Denny's
wiping pancakes across her forehead.
Yo mama so greasy, she squeezes Crisco from her hair to bake cookies.
Yo mama so greasy, when she slid into second she ended in Detroit.
Yo mama so hairy, if she could fly she'd look like a magic carpet.
Yo mama so hairy, she looks like Bigfoot in a tank top.
Yo mama so hairy, when she goes to the circus the bearded lady protests against
Yo mama so hairy, when she went to Remington and said "Shave this!" the salesman died
Yo mama so hairy, when I took her to a pet store they locked her in a cage.
Yo mama so hairy, she shaves with a weedwacker.
Yo mama so hairy, she has dreadlocks on her back.
Yo mama so hairy, she got a trim and lost 10 pounds
Yo mama so hairy, if I shaved her legs, I could supply wigs for the entire Hair Club
Yo mama so hairy, she shaved and disappeared.
Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!
Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.
Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.
Yo mama so stank, the only dis I want to give her is a disinfectant.
Yo mama so stank, when you were being delivered, the doctor was wearing the oxygen
Yo mama so stank, a blind man walking by her asked "How much for the shrimp platter?"
Yo mama so stank, next to her a skunk smells sweet.
Last edited: 13 May 2007