Friday, 2 January 2015
08:40:06 AM (GMT)
Ok so I haven't been on here for a while. I met a lovely lady impala and we've been
anteloping around together.
Things have been happening pretty fast ....love is as, they say, a rollercoaster.
If any of you puny humans wishes to contact me please send a letter .... It's been
over 14 days since I was last here and mew messages people have sent have vanished.
So sorry if I haven't replied to you.
Oh and one last thing. To the lady who wanted to pay me a 'booty call'...sorry to
disappoint you but I have no interest in booties (or any other form of footwear for
I'm an antelope I have perfectly servicable hooves thankyou very much .