Saturday, 21 June 2014
09:26:47 AM (GMT)
Hitting the beach for the first time in over a year (I think) today! It's sure to be
In other news! Just ordered some new workout clothes because it's finally time to
shed those last few pounds of chub, dammit! I'm gonna kick you off my body forever!
At my friend's party a few weeks ago I met a fella who seems pretty interested in
making me cry. We were talking about exercise and stuff and here are a few of his
direct quotes from last night:
"We will workout.. I turn you into machine!"
"But yes I turn you into machine! Now's not the time for tears.. that comes later.."
"Da.. your muscles will ache as your bones strengthen.. you will plead.. cry for
Jesus.. all to no avail. But when all is said and done.. you'll be crush puny
Americans into dust."
Lmao, reading these over is making me laugh. He was making fun of my immigrant status
and my Russian-ness by adopting a terrible accent. =P
But yeah, I should take him up on his offer!
Gotta crush puny Americans 'nd junk, right?