Sunday, 1 May 2011
01:38:46 AM (GMT)
What does AIDS stand for?
Anally Injected Death Sentence.
How do you know when you're in a gay church?
Only half the congregation kneels to pray!
Four fags are sitting in a hot tub. They notice some sperm rising to the surface. One
fag says, "Ok, who farted?"
How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb:
One to screw it in,
one to excoriate men for creating the need for illumination,
one to blame men for inventing such a faulty means of illumination,
one to suggest the whole "screwing" bit to be too "rape-like",
one to deconstruct the lightbulb itself as being phallic,
one to blame men for not changing the bulb,
one to blame men for trying to change the bulb instead of letting a woman do it,
one to blame men for creating a society that discourages women from changing light
one to blame men for creating a society where women change too many light bulbs,
one to advocate that lightbulb changers should have wage parity with electricians,
one to alert the media that women are now "out-lightbulbing" men,
one to just sit there taking pictures for her blog for photo-evidence that men are
A little girl wrote to Sarah Palin asking, "How did the human race start?". Sarah
Palin answered, "God made Adam and Eve, they had children and all mankind was made."
The next day the little girl wrote to michelle obama and asked the same question.
Michelle obama answered, "Many years ago there were monkeys in africa from which the
human race evolved."
The confused girl went to her father and asked, "How come Sarah Palin told me that
mankind was created by God, and michelle obama told me mankind evolved from monkeys?"
Her father answeres, "Well, it's very simple . . . Sarah Palin told you about her
ancestors, and michelle obama told you about hers!"
If Whites and blacks had a war, what would it be called?
KKK vs KFC!
Why is February the shortest month?
Because it's nigger history month!
Did you hear Hallmark was making an obama Christmas ornament?
They want to give Americans the gift they all want, that nigger hanging in a tree!
What's the difference between killing time and killing niggers?
You can only kill so much time!
How do you know Noah was a White man?
No nigger could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens!
A White guy and a black guy shared a house. One day the house burnt down and only the
White guy lived. Why?
The White guy was at work!
Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter?
They're easier to spot!
What do you call two blacks on one bike?
What happened to the nigger who had an abortion?
Crime Stoppers sent her a check for $500!
Why do niggers call white people "honkies"?
Thats the last sound they hear before they get hit!
What does NAACP stand for?
Now Apes Are Called People
What do Nikes and the KKK have in common?
They both make niggers run fast!
What do you call a nigger having sex?
A nigger walks into a bar and says, "Yo! Where do all the homies hang?". The
bartender says, "out there", pointing to a tree in the back.
What do you call 60,000 niggers on a plane heading back to Africa?
A good start!
Why is a nigger like a vending machine?
Neither work, but they both take your money!
Why are blacks so tall?
Their knee grows.
What do you call a bunch of old niggers in a barn?
Antique farm equiptment!
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Heil Hitler! Ave Satanas!
Mary Lou. ✠
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