Saturday, 11 December 2010
07:02:30 AM (GMT)
You are not as bad as people say, you are much, much worse.
Now we know why some animals eat their own children.
Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I am interested.
Talk is cheap, but that's ok, so are you.
If we killed everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be an
This is an excellent time for you to become a missing person.
I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
A sharp tongue does not mean you have a keen mind.
Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you any worse advice.
Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?
Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to lie to myself and try
to like you?
Don't let your mind wander, it's far too small to be let out on its own.
Don't thank me for insulting you, it was a pleasure.
Don't you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already without
you putting in so much effort to give us another?
I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works.
I don't mind you talking so much, as long as you don't mind me not listening.
I used to think that you were a catastrophic pain in the ass. Now I have a much lower
opinion of you.
I would have liked to insult you, but the sad truth is that you wouldn't understand
I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that
far up your ass.
If you were twice as smart as you are now, you'd be absolutely stupid.
I'm glad to see you're not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance.
I'm impressed, I've never met such a small mind inside such a big head before.
I've come across rotting bodies that are less offensive than you are.
Excuse me, but you're obviously mistaking me for someone who gives a damn.
This girl is wrongly depriving a village from one of their idiots.
There are several people in this world that I find unbearably obnoxious, and you are
all of them.
What she is lacking in intelligence, she more than makes up for in stupidity.
Whatever it is that is eating you, it must be suffering horribly.
What's wrong, don't you get any attention back home?
You should do some soul-searching. You might just find one.
You are not obnoxious like so many other people, you are obnoxious in a completely
different and far worse way.
Oh look! She's the first in her family to be born without a tail! (The tail of a
donkey just to let you know)
I hope you take all of these to heart if you ever just so happen to see them on this