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Friday, 5 November 2010
09:16:05 AM (GMT)
READ THE FOLLOWING TEXT IN YOUR HEAD WITH A STEREOTYPICALLY BRITISH ACCENT.

Gabriel: Pommyland!
Me:: Pommyland!
Gabriel: I'm from Pommyland!
Brad: Pommyland? You mean England?
Me: That's what we said - Pommyland!
Gabriel: Pommyland!
Brad: England!
Gabriel: What part of Pommyland are you from, Brad?
Brad: Somewhere near London.
Me: I'm from London!
Gabriel I'm from Manchester!
Me: London!
Gabriel: Manchester!
Brad: Yes, well - 
Me: Pommyland!
Gabriel: Pommyland!
Brad: Will you both shut the f*ck up?!
Gabriel:....
Me:....
Gabriel: Fancy a cup of tea?
Me: Fancy a shag?
Brad F*cking Asians.


Obviously, Brad is a Brit and Gab and I are Asian. We had a smashing good time
pissing Brad off in art class. Cx We mean no offense to anyone!

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‹actual-mermaid› says:   6 November 2010   777986  
I imagined you guys were wearing monocles and had your pinkies
raised. 
/shot

OH AND "FANCY A SHAG?" LINE?
BEST ONE YET.
 
‹turntechGodhead› says:   6 November 2010   547132  
@nekoprincess 
LOLOLOL <3 YES, I CAN IMAGINE US DOING THAT.
Brad got his revenge by going on a power-trip since he was out grade's
Prefect OTL 
 
‹turntechGodhead› says:   6 November 2010   640840  
 he is our* DAMMIT I CANNOT SPELL. <
 
‹actual-mermaid› says :   6 November 2010   129327  
W-Why did I imagine you guys with England's brows?
/sob

BUT IT WAS WORTH IT, WASN'T IT?
/don't worry, I can spell either /pats
//TRUFAX: I made at least six typos when I wrote this..orz
 

 
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