Thursday, 10 June 2010
05:47:53 PM (GMT)
The oil spill. Look, it's America. We're idiots who insist on relying on an outdated
form of fuel, and something went more wrong than usual. We're doing our best to
I live a couple thousand miles from where it's going on, but everyone I see is still
donating money to help save the affected animals. I know that won't save the
wetlands, because the oil is killing the plants and turning them into shallow pools
of oily water, but we're trying.
Really though, I just want to offer up my apologies, and the apologies of everyone
here with an IQ above 60.
I would like to point out that President Obama is going down South this week because
he needs to find out whose ass he has to kick.
Obama can't take away this shame, but at least this won't be happening again.
Well, if it does I think any country that wants to kinda has the right to send in
small platoons from their armies to secure our oils rigs.
In fact, do it anyway.