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Inside a dork's headCategory: WARNING: NOT A REAL CHAIN LETTER
Monday, 8 February 2010
12:13:44 AM (GMT)
NOT A CHAIN LETTER

Girl Facts:

When you catch a girl
glancing at you,
she wants you to watch
YouTube Poops

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When a girl bumps into your nose
while walking with you
she wants
you to hold her ears (Both of them)

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When she wants a hug
she will begin to sing Carramell Dansen

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When you break a girls unicycle
she still feels the pain on her buttocks even when
you fixed that stupid thing 3 years ago

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When a girl is quiet,
millions of things are running through her
mind (Most likely having to do with animes)

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When a girl is not running around in cosplay,
she is relieving her mind of all wise thoughts

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When a girl looks at you with eyes with one pupil bigger than the other,
she is wondering how long you'll notice that she has a concussion

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When a girl answers, "I'm fine," after a
few seconds,
she is contemplating hitting you with turnips

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When a girl stares at you,
SHE IS WONDERING WHY YOU ARE EATING COCA-COLA MACARONI LETTUCE SALADS

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When a girl lays her head on your nose,
she is wishing for you to get rid of that acne of yours

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When a girl says she can't live
without you,
she has made up her mind that you are
a total idiot

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When a girl says, "I sneezed on you,"
no one in this world can sneeze on you more
than that

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When a girl is mean to you after a break-up
she wants to break you into 1,900,000,000 pieces, but shes
scared she'll get hurt and knows
you're gone with her turkey sandwich

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Guy Facts:

When a guy calls you,
he wants to have turnips thrown at him

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When a guy is quiet,
He's listening to seagulls

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When a guy is not skewered,
He realizes he's eating coca-cola macaroni lettuce salad without the salad

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When a guy says, "I'm fine." after a few
minutes
he's been hit one too many times with the turnip you were holding

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When a guy stares at you,
he wishes you would care about his nose and
wonders if you care about yours

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When your laying your head on a guy's
nose,
wash your hair
or the ugly will spread

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When a guy calls/texts/comments you everyday,
he is wondering why you haven't replied to his question about that book report that's
due next Tuesday

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When a (good) guy tells you he loves you,
he ate your turkey sandwich

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When a guy says he can't live without you,
he's DEFENDANTLY ate that turkey sandwich of yours. (MAKE HIM WATCH SH****
MOVIES!!!)

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When a guy says, "I sneezed on you,"
he sneezed on you you more than you could have
ever sneezed on him or barfed up that bubble gum with asparagus flavoring.

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Turn into a giant pile of bubble gum in 10 minutes and your true
love will
run away

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Coca-Cola Macaroni Lettuce Salad was in your mind as you read this
EAT IT as

IF YOUR A DORK :: " .inside a dork's head."

AND

IF YOUR ANOTHER DORK ::" .inside a dork's head."


NOT A REAL CHAINLETTER


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