Wednesday, 2 December 2009
11:05:20 PM (GMT)
Whoaaa, first diary entry in a while. I have nothing to rant about anymore.
So, anyway, last night Karissa (step-sister) was saying she was going to sleep at
10:15, and I told her to stay up because our bedtime is 10:30 anyway.
And she told me if I made up a list of 21 reasons why she should stay awake, she'd
She thought I wouldn't do it, but I did.
1. Because if you don't, I will keel you.
2. Because I said?
3. Because you only have 15 minutes anyway, SO STAY THE FUCK UP.
5. Sex is good for you, and you can't have sex if you go to sleep, because when you
get older, your sleeping habits will catch up with you, and your kids will still be
awake when you want to do it.
6. Did I mention the sandman will come and pour sand in your eyes?
7. Bugs will crawl in your open sleeping mouth.
8. I'll shave your eyebrows.
9. You'll wake up with shaving cream on your face and a feather by your side.
10. As a wise man once said "Sleep is for the weak".
12. You should never rest, till you're all fucking dead.
13. The shit you say in your sleep scares me.
14. Cheez whiz?
15. You look more asian than ever when you sleep.
16. And you know what they say, asians have small dicks.
17. You'll wake up with morning breath, and morning breath's a bitch.
18. You don't get to stay up and be amazingly awesome with Ellis.
19. You have your math on Thursday, you should take this 15 minutes to study.
20. Your TML blanket makes me want to barf all over Tiffany Layden's face.
21. Courtney cannot live/leave with your absence.
Some of them may not make sense because they're inside jokes.