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Saturday, 21 November 2009
04:45:20 AM (GMT)
Eh,Yeah It's Destiny! Okay,So You Know I Have Got ADD So I Get Bored And Distracted
Real Easy! So Before I Get Bored Of This I'm Write A "Rap" I Made While I Was Dying
Of Boredum,The Person I Wrote It For Shall Remain Nameless!
  Let Me Buy You Some Soap! 
     
     Hey,****,I Made This Rap Just For You! I Really Hope You Like It 'Cuz I Do! And
It Goes A Little Like This And I Talk Real Fast So I Hope You Understand It! I'mma
Buy You Some Soap! For Ya Momma,Ya Daddy, And Your White Haired Granny,Dang Ya Whole
Darn Family! 
Ya Stink, Ya Stink And Ya Spit Is Hot Pink. Please Girl Step On Back, You Really Need
A Tic-Tac! Not Just One,Not Just Two But The Whole Dang Pack! I'm Not Tryin' To Be
Mean But, Get Some Listerine, Not A Sip, Not A Guzzle But, The Whole Friggin' Bottle!
Ya Got A Cavity Here And A Tooth Missin' Here, Girl Lookin' Like You Ain't Brushed
Your Teeth In A Year! Let's Go To The Dentist, Talk Some Buissness. They Say Ya Teeth
Is All Rotten And Ya Need A Couple Of Fill-Ins! Now Ya Gotta Get Some Tooth Paste, So
Your Breath Don't Smell Like Waste. Then Get Some Mouth Wash And Rinse It Out,Yeah
Girl That's What I'm Talkin' 'Bout! Oh, And Yeah Back To The Soap Thing Whatcha
Think? I Know You Wash Your Face In A Public Sink! But,Girl At Least You Can Do Is
Let Me Buy You Some Soap, No It Ain't A Joke! And Yeah, It's Okay, I Know Ya Family
Broke, But, Hey Let Me Buy You Some Soap! Girl, I'm Talkin' The Truth, But Yeah I
Think Ya Really Rude, When You Up In My Face, Talkin' How You 'Bout To Loose Ya
Place. I Don't Care, How Many Bedrooms You Have To Share. No, I Don't Care How Your
Gonna Have To Sleep Behind The Denny's! Just Go Back To Ya Corner And Try To Earn A
Penny! Like I Said It Ain't A Joke,How Ya Family Broke. But, Girl Just Let Me Buy You
Some Soap! Ya Heard, Ya Heard And I'ma This Rap Like 'Word'!

Yeah,It's Kinda Harsh And Corny,But Hey Can't Blame A Crazy B!tch For Tryin'!
Last edited: 1 January 2010

Comments 
alocacoc says:   21 November 2009   307175  
Haha. That was amazing.
 
‹Scarlet_Scandal› says:   21 November 2009   611718  
@307175
Thanks...I Get Bored,Real Easy! And Me And My Friend Kyra Are Tired Of
This Girl  ! 
 
‹canigetawhatwhat?yeahbitch,gevimea› says:   21 November 2009   260613  
i like dis it funny
 
‹canigetawhatwhat?yeahbitch,gevimea› says:   21 November 2009   327309  
@611718 
yeah yeah yeah dis is realy funny 
 
YourManChase says:   21 November 2009   269677  
@327309
You rite this is funny!
@611718
And you wrote it urself gurl u talented! 
YourManChase says:   21 November 2009   587980  
This is 1 of da funniest things i've read yet! and @327309 thats not
how to spell realy it really! 
‹Scarlet_Scandal› says:   21 November 2009   765167  
Well This Is To All Of You,Thanks! I Almost Died Of Boredum,But I
Made This So,I'm Good!
 
hightoon2 says:   21 November 2009   101804  
i laughed! thanks for writing it!
Single_Red_Rose shouts:   21 November 2009   477540  
Hep!This makes my sides hurt!I'm crying from laughing so hard you ARE
a crazy bitch!
Single_Red_Rose says:   21 November 2009   710104  
@611718
I don't know when and I don't know why but girl I'm going to say/use
this one day! 
‹Scarlet_Scandal› says:   21 November 2009   228732  
Okay,Well Thanks For Thinking It's Funny...
 
‹canigetawhatwhat?yeahbitch,gevimea› says:   22 December 2009   557889  
i stil luv dis! and you stupid bitch chase shut the fuck up!
 
‹canigetawhatwhat?yeahbitch,gevimea› whispers:   22 December 2009   219880  
FUNNY!
 
‹canigetawhatwhat?yeahbitch,gevimea› says:   22 December 2009   701092  
FUNYY FUCKING SHIT DUD!
 
Bobevens says:   1 January 2010   752283  
I loved that! I love you Destiny!
‹Scarlet_Scandal› says:   1 January 2010   100353  
Thanks Caleb! I Love You Too!
 
Jock28 says:   25 January 2010   764533  
lol i remember that
 
‹Scarlet_Scandal› says:   25 January 2010   788678  
@Jock28 
Lol,Awesome. *Sigh* I'm An Epic-Ghetto Fail! 
 
Jock28 says :   26 January 2010   314981  
lol yea
 

 
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