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Monday, 7 September 2009
07:23:53 AM (GMT)
A man hates his wife's cat and decides to get rid of
> it. He drives 20blocks from his home and drops off the cat
> there. But when he arriveshome, he finds the cat walking up
> the driveway.   The next day, he drops the cat 40 blocks
> away but the same thinghappens. He keeps trying to get rid
> of the cat by increasing thedistance between his home and
> where he abandons the animal. But the catkeeps finding his
> way home.   At last he decides to drive a few
> kilometresaway, turn right then left, past the bridge, then
> right again andanother right until he reaches what he
> believes is a perfect spot todump the cat. 
>   Hours later, the man calls his wife at home and asks:
> 'Isthe cat there?' 'Yes, why?' asks the
> wife. Frustrated the man says:'Put that stupid cat on
> the phone, I need directions to get home!

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