Saturday, 18 July 2009
10:16:56 AM (GMT)
(A shorter, but very stupid chain. Lets mock it!!!! Ready?)
Body: why sex hurts girls and pleasures guys.....
so on the news there was a girl
who submitted a tape and it was a phone conversation
between a girl and her boyfriend
This is how it went:
Amber -- Ronny, are you gonna come over tomorrow
meet my mom? Like I said before,she really wants to
Ronny -- Of course, honey. I
how much this means to you.
When would you like me to come over?
Amber -- How about 6-ish? Hey
Ronny, what's that tapping
Ronny -- What?! I
You're probably imagining
Amber -- Quit joking around,
Ronny!! Stop making that
It's getting louder!
Ronny -- I don't joke, you should
know that by now...
love you so much, and I would never lie to
Amber -- It's starting to hurt my
How can you NOT hear that?! Hold on,
there's someone at the
I'll be right back! Don't miss me too
**She answers the door and sees
there, holding a knife and a
Ronny -- Hey,
(Man, what's with girls and psychos? And why didn't Amber fight back or scream?
All he is holding is a knife and him phone. No open hands to grab her with! Unless
he dropped the phone to grab her, but why didn't she throw her phone at him?
Or slam and lock the door? Knifes are easier to knock out of the hands then, lets
a gun. And if Ronny loves her so much, why did he kill her? What's up with these
chain letter guys doing, loving by killing? Stupid....)
**He slaughtered Amber and when her parents came at six the next day he
killed them too**
(They didn't fight back?! Two VS one! Even if one has a knife you still can hurt
him badly! And
wait, did he stay at Amber's house all day and night?! Or did he leave and come back
to kill them
for no reason? And parents don't like it when you kill their kids. They get a huge
thing of energy and
tend to do massive damage...)
If you don't repost this bulletin in two
hours, Amber will crawl out from under your bed in
your sleep and murder you.
(Why does she want to kill people who didn't repost a chain letter for? Why not
kill Ronny for
The last thing you will see are her rotting eyes and the
in her hand.
(Oh, what is she going to kill me with? The phone? Oh eekk! I'm scared! It's the
Phone of total pain!
Repost this with the title why sex hurts girls & pleasures boys
No bull! 10 people have died from not
**with out her im not on mah feet down in
the ground dying**
**omg if you dont send this yu will
(Who gave the phone conversation anyways? And which news? And how do we know that
10 people died? Who kept track? And plus, why didn't we heard news about this? One
would think it would be BIG news. And what happened to Ronny? Did Amber kill him? Did
he get arrested? And who wrote the chain letter? Amber? Ronny? The stereotypical
chain letter parents? The news person? The person who some how got this conversation?
And do we know if the last thing we're going to see is Amber's rotting eyes and
phone? Who told us that if no one lived to talk about it? The last thing we see could
really be Amber's Butt in our face!)
(Well, there we have it. Another dumb chain. Man, there's so many chain letters, I
wonder if I'm going to have to make a whole different account just to post all this
logic! Anywho, got a chain letter, send it to me! I'll bust it open!)