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The Complete Moron's Guide to Impressing a GirlCategory: (general)
Thursday, 19 February 2009
01:48:51 PM (GMT)
Sadly, most boys don't seem to know anything about women.  Or at least, they don't
know anything about impressing women that are actually worth their time (not just
some bratty slut)  So out of the goodness of my heart *smirks* I have decided to type
up a guide for those who need some serious tips.  

Tip 1:  Some girls flip for chocolate, others flip for compliments and some good old
fashion conversation.  Talking about what interests her might make her like you a
little bit better.

Tip 2:  Not all women adore pink, frilly objects.  Hell, I detest pink and I'm a
girl!  Most of us actually don't really care for ultra-feminine products, so buy us
something that we might actually remember in twenty years.  

Tip 3:  When talking to a girl, be yourself.  For the love of god just because you
act like a macho man does not mean we like it!

Tip 4:  Tenderness over badass attitude will almost always win a girl over.  What the
hell happened to all of the nice guys?

Tip 5:  If you want to keep your girl, don't engage in any sexual activity.  It will
only result in a purely physical relationship and you two will most likely break up. 
Truly care about her well-being and not just her body.  Appearances are for shallow

Tip 6:  For the love of freaking god, don't be afraid to express your feelings. 
Prove to us that you actually have emotions (because we know they exist...)

This is my first time writing something like this so no insults (or no cookies for
you) and if you have anymore tips, let me know and I'll add them and give you credit
Last edited: 19 February 2009

Lyncheh says:   19 February 2009   363396  
For the love of freaking gosh, don't blaspheme if she's religious.

randomspaz says :   23 February 2009   377481  
you make a good point with number 5


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