Saturday, 30 August 2008
02:03:00 PM (GMT)
Hi everyone. Do you want detention? Do you like having the lights shine on you, but
you're too embarresed to enter the talent show or run for student council? Well look
no further. Here is a list of ways to get in trouble.
Note: If the way to get in trouble has (ME) next to it, that means I've done it
Let's get started!
1. Throw your best friend against a wall (ME)
2. Cuss at a kid (ME)
3. Bring something illegal to school
4. Scream "Random Dancing" during a boring lecture in class and start randomly
5. Flush someone's backpack contents down the toilet. (ME)
6. Change the lightbulb in the overhead to a colored lightbulb.
8. Start a petition that your teacher needs to get a life. (ME)
9. Write "no" on every line on your homework paper. (ME) (Note: Once I actually got
the answers right by putting "no" so be careful.)
10. Bring your lawnmower to school on the weekend and destroy all the grass on your
11. Throw rocks on the ceiling. (ME)
12. Steal stuff from the student sales.
13. Misspell all the words on your test
14. Write a complaint to the school that uses the word "crap" multiple times. (ME)
15. Eat chips during class.
16. Owe 100$ to the cafeteria.
17. Check out instructional books on how to tag from the library. (ME)
19. Call your principal short.
20. Do everything on this list.