Wednesday, 27 August 2008
02:23:37 AM (GMT)
There's a senior citizen driving on the highway. His wife calls him on his cell
phone and in a worried voice says, ''Herman, be careful! I just heard on the radio
that there was a madman driving the wrong way on Route 280!''
Herman says, ''I know, but there isn't just one, there are hundreds!''
What is it when a man talks dirty to a woman?
What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man?
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Three old ladies are sitting in a diner, chatting about various things. One lady
says, "You know, I'm getting really forgetful. This morning, I was standing at the
top of the stairs, and I couldn't remember whether I had just come up or was about to
The second lady says, "You think that's bad? The other day, I was sitting on the edge
of my bed and I couldn't remember whether I was going to sleep or had just woken up!
The third lady smiles smugly, "Well, my memory is just as good as it's always been,
knock on wood," she says as she raps on the table. Then with a startled look on her
face, she asks, "Who's there?"