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BLONDE JOKESCategory: (general)
Sunday, 11 May 2008
07:32:09 PM (GMT)
There was this bar and in the bar there was a magic mirror.

If you told a lie it would suck you in.

One day a brunette walked into this bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I
think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.

The next day a redhead walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I
think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.

Then the next day a blond walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said
'I think...' and it sucked her in.



Q: What do you call an eternity?
A: Four Blondes in four cars at a four way stop.

Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF written on their shoes?
A: Toes Go In First.

Q: What do SMART Blondes and UFOs have in common?
A: You always hear about them but never see them.

Q: Why do Blondes always smile during lightning storms?
A: They think their picture is being taken.




Once there were 3 people in an airplane, one took a bite out of
an apple. She thought it was too sweet so she threw it out of
the plane. The second person took a bite out of a lemon and she
thought it was too sour so, she threw it out of the plane. Then
the last person took a bite out of a grenade and he thought it
was too crunchy so, he threw it out of the plane. Then they
landed and decided to go for a walk. They first passed a little
girl who was crying and they asked, "little girl, little girl,
why are you crying?" and the little girl said, "an apple came
down and killed my new kitty". Next they passed a little boy
who
was also crying. And they again asked, "little boy, little boy,
why are you crying?" and the little boy said, "a lemon came
down
and killed my new puppy." Then they passed a blonde sitting on
the side walk laughing her butt off. They asked, "why are you
laughing so hard?" and the blonde said, "I farted and the
building behind me blew up!!"




January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....."duh".....bottles
won't fit in typewriter!!!

March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"

April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!

May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little
packets!!!

June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other swimmers
cheated, they used their arms!!!

August - Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped, because top was down.

September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???

October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I
weigh 108!!!

December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the
phone!!!

What a year!!

Comments 
‹♠♫ßιρσlαя•έυρнσяια♪♠› says:   11 May 2008   559224  
another one!!!!
A blonde girl goes up to you and asks "what does idk mean?" U respond
"I DONT KNOW" she says, "OMG! NOBODY DOES!"
thats real funny...my friend sent it to me on the phone......lol and
my friend didnt get it. i was like, "sara, look at your hair color and
think about it for a bit" (she's a blonde) she was like, "What does
that have to do with it?" i was just like "wow..."
 
hottie_babe91 says:   11 May 2008   266286  
haha!!!
im a blonde, and i not very smart, but i get it!!!
juicebox123 says:   11 May 2008   726428  
im a smart blonde. at least for my age. i still anjoy dumb blonde
jokes though.
hottie_babe91 says:   11 May 2008   197891  
coolness!
xXdazedXbutXcrazedXx says:   13 May 2008   216832  
lol
I didn't get this one for like an hour.

Some people were talking about being the first person to walk on
mars.
the blonde jumps into the conversation and says" Yeah? Well, i'm going
to be the first person to walk on the sun...at night! :D"

....lol
hottie_babe91 says:   14 May 2008   439288  
ha! i didn't get it at first either!!! lol!!!
‹Veronica+Andy=<♥Fer_Shur♥› says :   23 November 2008   365726  
LOL! So funny, i have black hair
 

 
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