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The Hamster ShowCategory: jokes
Saturday, 16 February 2008
02:59:55 PM (GMT)
The Hamster Show    
     A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he will give him a free beer if
he shows him something amazing. The bartender agrees, so the guys pulls out a
hamster, who begins dancing and singing "Tuff Enuff" by the Fabulous Thunderbirds. 
"That IS amazing!" says the bartender and gives the guy his free beer. 

"If I show you something else amazing, will you give me another beer?" The bartender
agrees, so the guy pulls out a small piano and a hamster and a frog. Now the hamster
plays the piano while the frog dances and sings "You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet" by
Bachman-Turner Overdrive. 

The bartender, completely wowed, gives him another beer. A man in a suit, who's been
watching the entire time, offers to buy the frog for a princely sum, which the man
agrees to. 

"Are you nuts?" asks the bartender. "You could've made a fortune off that frog." 

"Can you keep a secret?" asks the man. "The hamster's a ventriloquist."

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