Tuesday, 5 June 2007
11:39:39 AM (GMT)
A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde were all running from a club for
under-aged partying and drinking.
The red head then spotted a farm and told the brunette and blond to go
inside and hide behind something.
The red-head hid behind a cow, the brunette behind a chicken and a
blonde behind a sack of potatoes.
When the police barged in, they said, "Are you in here?"
And the redhead said from behind the cow, "Moo, Moo!" And the police
said, "I guess not", and they moved on to the chicken and said, "Is
somebody behind here?" And the brunette replied "Cluck, Cluck, Cluck!"
And the police said, "i guess not", and they moved on to the sack of
The police then said, "Is anybody behind these sack of potatoes?" And
the blonde replied (and we all know you are NOT supposed to reply when
anybody asks if you are behind a stinkin' sack of potatoes),
And i think we all know why Paris Hilton is now sentenced to jail
A blond accidentally locked herself in a grocery store, and starved to