Tuesday, 4 June 2013
02:12:35 AM (GMT)
And now, here is our lasted forecast for Tuesday, June 4th. Depression looks to be
at an all-time high, while we'll be seeing little or no socialization all week long.
There's a good chance of self-harm tomorrow, with partly cloudy skies and an
unusually high risk of misanthropy and rude comments. It will likely rain tears all
day long, and you might want to cancel your plans, because Alexis is going to stay in
bed for the entire day. We probably won't see much eating this week, due to the lack
of motivation to live. Also, don't expect a lot of talking from Alexis, because there
isn't anything left worth talking about. This concludes today's forecast, thank you
for tuning in. We'll see you again next time, on Alexis's Brain's Weather Channel.
Last edited: 4 June 2013