Friday, 3 May 2013
11:55:52 PM (GMT)
Dear diary, (that's how you're sposed to start this right?)
This morning my mom said to me, "we're all out of toilet paper. When you go to school
today, go in the bathroom and take a roll or two home with you, so we have some until
I have money to buy some."
Okay, well... I was gonna do that, but then I found out the toilet paper is in those
great big industrial rolls, and so I couldn't take the whole roll. So I rolled up a
bunch in little bundles and put them in my purse. My purse can hold a lot so pretty
soon I had almost the whole roll.
Then later my purse was in the back of the room, and some girl saw inside it. Then a
guy came over and dumped out all the paper, and they were like, "Iggy. WTF?" and so I
told them, "I was out of toilet paper at my house."
Everyone found this hilarious, and they all burst out laughing. Then for the rest of
the day people kept coming up to me and handing me toilet paper and napkins and
saying, "Here, a donation for you."
Then I got called to the office because someone told the principle I was stealing
from the school.
I blame my mom for all this -.-
Mood= irritated :/