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Sunday, 12 August 2012
08:02:01 AM (GMT)
I WAS JUST READING

AND LIKE

 S;KLDFHG;FHJSFLHKDFH

CAMERON HAS ALWAYS WANTED TO BONE THIS CHICK STACI JOHNSON AND LIKE 

FUCKING

HE DID

BUT NO ONE EXPECTED IT WHO WOULD EXPECT SOMETHING LIKE THAT TO HAPPEN

NOT ME

I DON'T GET FEELS FROM READY BUT

WITHIN THE LAST FEW PAGES I FELT IT

SO THE FUCKER HAD STOPPED AT THE PARTY HOUSE TO GET BALDER BACK AND AFTER THEY DID HE
RAN INTO HIS SISTER BLAH BLAH AND THEN HE RAN INTO STACI

HOLY SHIT.

AND THEN SHE KISSES HIM??!?!?!?!

SHE ALWAYS THOUGHT HE WAS DISGUSTING AND SUDDENLY AFTER HE RAN AWAY FROM THE HOSPITAL
TO PURSUE THIS CRAZY FUCKING IDEA OF BEING CURED HE'S FUCKING ADORABLE

SO THEY WENT BACK TO THE HOTEL ROOM AND CAMERON GOT ALL NERVOUS

AND THEY DID IT

IT. TOOK. THREE. MINUTES.

CAMERON YOU HAVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THAT MOMENT AND HOW IT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN.

AND THEN IT HAPPENED.

IN THREE MINUTES.

AND THEN AFTER THAT BITCH STUMBLES OFF YOU FREAK OUT OVER HOW YOU BLEW IT

FOREVER.

AND THEN THE PERSON YOU ACTUALLY HAVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THE ENTIRE TIME AND YOU
ACTUALLY LIKE APPEARS

THIS BITCH IS AN ANGEL.

A PUNK ROCK ANGEL.

[ I, personally, imagine her to look like Avril Aavigne but she's probably HOTTERRR
]

AND SHE KNOWS WHAT YOU'VE DONE SHE KNOWS SHE SAW YOU

SHE KNOWS YOU DIDN'T EVEN ENJOY IT (THOUGH YOU HAD WANTED THAT MOMENT FOREVER??? )
AND SHE IS MORE THAN WILLING TO MAKE IT UP TO YOU

SHE LIKES YOU

YOU LIKE HER

AND YOU GET IT ON WITH HER

WOW CAMERON YOU'RE GETTING ALOT OF ACTION TONIGHT

i don't know how long this lasted the book didn't saY BUT I'M GOING TO HOPE IT WAS
LONGER THAN THREE MINUTES CAMERON

I'M GOING TO HOPE

AFTER YOU HAVE FUN BECAUSE WOW SUCH A SURPRISE THAT YOU'RE ABLE TO GO INTO DETAIL
THERE

YOU SLEEP LIKE A FUCKING ROCK AND WAKE UP TO REALIZE THAT ONE OF YOUR BEST FRIENDS IS
MISSING

WHEN YOU TRY TO FIND HIM HE GIVES YOU A FUCKING HEART ATTACK AND TELLS YOU ALL ABOUT
HIS EXPERIENCE ON 'I DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU'

AND HE HAS A BOYFRIEND

I WAS LITERALLY DYING ON HE INSIDE I WAS TRYING TO KEEEP ALL MY SCREAMS IN AND IT
CAME OUT AS TEARS THIS IS RIDICULOUS YOU SEE WHAT YOU AND YOUR FRIEND HAVE DONE TO ME
CAMERON I AM CRYING OVER YOU GUYS HELP

I'M ADDICTED TO THIS BOOK AND I DON'T HATE IT

FUNFACTS:

~DID I MENTION THAT CAMERON HAS MAD COW DISEASE - it's called something else but it's
too long and complicated to spell whoops -?

~ WHILE ON THE SHOW, GONZO - HIS FRIEND- GOT A COW TATTOO ON HIS ARM AWW GONZO YOU'RE
SO SWEET

~ GONZO IS ALSO A DWARF

~ HIS BOYFRIEND IS BUILT

I'M SO SORRY I'M DONE FANGIRLING NOW GO AWAY

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