Friday, 9 December 2011
04:30:20 AM (GMT)
Ashely and I was just chatting away about all kinds of things as we got on the bus.
"I can't believe you just said that." she said to me.
"Oh but it true. Most guys like girls with a little bit more in the trunk." I told
She just looked at me, as I went on.
"Most girls I met with small butts are uhm boney and hey guys like a little cusioh
for the pushing." I giggled at her.
Ashely shook her head and "tis tis, when was the last time you went to confessional."
I just looked at her strangely.
"what they hell does confessional do with the size of a girls butt." I asked her
Right in next to us, across the isle sat a Nun and a Priest.
The next thing came out of my mouth, "OH SHIT!"
Needless to say, it was an awkward trip down town. I get stares from Nun and
disapproving looks from the Priest.
I just smiled and tried to crawl inside of Ashely jacket, but she kept saying, "stop
that you pervert." As we got to our
stop the Priest said, "My son our doors are always open to those that need to have
their soul saved."
I just smiled and thank him, "Its not my soul father that need saving. According to
my friends it my sense of honesty
that shocks them the most." I got off the bus and felt it necessary to grab Ashely
boobies and make her scream.
I believe in serious pay back for such transgressions... hehe