Sunday, 13 November 2011
08:50:17 PM (GMT)
Remember when Beatrice Elizabeth used to be blonde, loved Justin Bieber, spent her
Hollister clothes and considered screamo to be
"horrible, satanic heavy metal" music that made her deaf?
Now she wants people to call her BettyBROKENCYCE, dyed her hair black and
her new crushes are Oliver Sykes and Andy Sixx, not to mention, Hot Topic is "the
rawrest store ever".
No, she won't stop convincing mom for that lip ring she reeeally wants
so she can get the attention of 16 year old Daniel who works the cash register at Hot
you know, the guy with the dyed jet-black hair, tongue ring and size 00 gauges and
don't forget his
Asking Alexandria shirt.
Concerts are her new life, she will never cover up those freckles she has on her face
but don't worry,
the dark eyeliner will make up for it.
New haircut, her layered black hair.
Gasp! You angered Betty!
She can't believe SammySADNESS has the same hairdo as she does!
Gasp! ViviVAMPIRE, RachelRAWR, ElsieSIXX and KellyIFUCKINGLOVEDINOSAURS, also have
the same hairdo!
And they share the same love for BOTDF! How could you?!
How could you copy Betty?!
She's sooo original and It's all these bitches' fault!
They copied her!
Now she will ruin your life!
She will tell you off on Facebook and punch you!
If you beat her up, she'll post sad BMTH lyrics as her status!
Is she even old enough for Facebook?
Or to fill up her 32A?
Her double zero skinny jeans surely don't fit her tiny stick-like 12 year old figure,
Her excuse for a studded belt with Hello kitties on them.
She stopped drinking water!
All she drinks now are energy drinks because it makes her soooo hyper and hyper is
Oh yes, she had 4 Monster in the last hour, she's soooo cool.
She won't stop cussing now.
Oh dear. 1 month ago she was all sweet and innocent.
Now she's a total.. This..
What are all the young generations coming to be?